INTERROGATOR’s past is shrouded in mystery. What little information GI Joe has gathered on his history indicates that before being recruited by Cobra Commander, the Interrogator was head of security for a now-deposed third world dictator. He has a formidable knowledge of psychiatry, sociology, and psychology, an astonishing mastery of interrogation and torture techniques and the ability to direct intelligence operations with surprising efficiency.
A superior helicopter pilot, he is capable of keeping a craft aloft in the worst flight conditions, and in combat he is easily the equal of some of the best GI-Joe chopper pilots. Standard equipment in his primary line of work includes a Sensory-Enhancing helmet with a Voice Modulator/Synthesizer and a Trance-Inducing LED display which when combined induce a gentle hypnosis in his patients, causing them to spill their deepest, darkest secrets without even knowing it. He has been known to use other devices that when combined work as an extremely reliable lie detector.
In combat situations he can usually be found piloting a MAMBA or heavily modified SKY SERPENT. He often serves as Cobra Commander’s personal chopper pilot when the head snake needs to enter a high-security location. He shares Second-in-Command of Cobra R&D with Typhoid, although the two often work independently of one another, splitting research duties between them. He should be considered armed and dangerous at all times.
INTERROGATOR’s past is shrouded in mystery. What little information GI Joe has gathered on his history indicates that before being recruited by Cobra Commander, the Interrogator was head of security for a now-deposed third world dictator. He has a formidable knowledge of psychiatry, sociology, and psychology, an astonishing mastery of interrogation and torture techniques and the ability to direct intelligence operations with surprising efficiency.
Many rumors circulate about his past. Was he really the notorious former head of security for a deposed third world dictator? Or was he a renegade clinical psychologist? A demented psychiatric physician? Or even an IRS investigator? Nobody knows for sure, but what they do know is that INTERROGATOR can siphon information out of even the most obstinate prisioner simply by TALKING to him. Not only is he known for his intimidating interrogation techniques, but he's also an impeccable copter pilot. He can fly through a Siberian blizzard with his eyes closed and still arrive at Cobra headquarters ahead of schedule.
Joes intelligence suggests Interrogator has a voice modulator/synthesizer built into his helmet that works in conjunction with a trance inducing LED display. They believe his subjects listen to his soothing baritone voice, stare at the flashing lights, and before they know it, they're spilling secrets. The Joes suspect that he also uses such sophisticated 'toys' as a stress analyst, a retinal dilation sensor and other instruments that would add up to a reliable lie detector of sorts.
Whatever his credentials, he is a master at extracting information from prisoners. And he can usually break them simply by talking to them. With a soothing voice that lulls captives into a trance, the careful application of logic and reason, and just a hint of sympathy, the COBRA INTERROGATOR soon has the information he needs. Of course, a prisoner sometimes chooses not to cooperate. That's when the interrogator calls in COBRA VIPER GUARDS to help change the captive's mind with some physical inducements.
Master Timeline[]
"Of course I could simply hurt them until they talk. But it's so much more amusing to twist their minds until all they want to do is tell me every single secret they know."
Interrogator introduced the Battle Copter as one of his personal transports 1991. However, Ace was able to commandeer a copy of it in 1992, after which Interrogator ceased using it as a primary vehicle. Ace continued to use the stolen Cobra copter for the next year before mothballing it in 1993.
MUX History:[]
In 2006, the Cobra Viper Guards were organized under Interrogator's direction. They report to him directly. Secret Personal Project gathering and training people for what would become Ascension Project.
Interrogator often serves as Cobra Commander’s personal chopper pilot when the head snake needs to enter a high-security location. He is second-in-Command of Cobra R&D beneath Typhoid, although the two often work independently of one another, splitting research duties between them. He should be considered armed and dangerous at all times. Shortly before Cobra Commander's disappearance, he was tapped to help lead the Plague Troopers.
The Interrogator currently operates out of Cobra Unity, and due to the effects of the Timewarp TP, appears to be in his 30s.
“
I will break you, one way or the other.
”
The Interrogator's loyalty came into question at the end of 2010, when he disobeyed a direct order to destroy an amalgam of previous Over Kill personalities. Cobra Commander sentenced him to the Brainwave Scanner, but Dr. Mindbender made a deal with him, sparing the Interrogator the effects in return for personal loyalty and future favors.
Interrogator later reported Doctor Mindbender's actions to Cobra Commander. What Cobra Commander chose to do with this information is thus unknown to Interrogator.
2011: Interrogator was instrumental in the take over of Al-Alawi, later renamed The People's Republic of Cobra Unity, or Cobra Unity for short.
In 2012 Interrogator accompanied Major Bludd on his African Tour, and was injured attempting to apprehend Duke. While healing from his fight with Duke Cobra Commander ordered Interrogator to be trained by Dr. Mindbender in the use of the Brainwave Scanner. Following the training Cobra Commander relieved Interrogator of his duties as XO of Plague, in order to free him up for special missions for the Commander himself.
In November, Cobra Commander revealed to Interrogator that the Baron Ironblood identity was a ruse perpetrated by the Commander himself for his own nefarious reasons. The Commander asked Interrogator to take over the role, and to use the Red Shadows to strike terror in Cobra's enemies in a way that Cobra currently could not.
01Aug2013 - After returning to full operational capacity following her unfortunate encounter at Offut Air Force Base, Nightlash finds herself flying recon over Los Angeles, where she relays a distress call, and camera footage of the carnage being caused by the Quintesson Invasion, for those trapped behind enemy lines. She would later return to assist Interrogator in covering a medivac helicopter delivering aid for a severely wounded Angel before having to retreat to safety.
02Aug2013 - Cobra forces, led by Interrogator, made a daring rescue of numerous civilians and a severely wounded Angel from the Quintesson-OccupiedLos Angeles. Supported from the ground by Reverb, Nightlash managed to hold off the actions of a Quintesson Warship long enough for the evac to take place before succumbing to hostile fire. Fortunately, Sit-Com was on station to pull her out.
25Nov2013 - While keeping overwatch in Chicago for sightings of Angel, Nightlash stumbled upon a GI Joe raid attempting to capture Cobra operatives, Interrogator and Angel, and DreadnoksZartan, Zandar, and Zanya. She engaged and assisted in splitting the focus of the Joe raid support group to allow everyone, but Angel, to escape. Angel was arrested.
“
Think of me as a safe cracker. If damaging the safe is the only way to get inside, I'll do it. But more times than not, it's really just a matter of finding out the right key.
”
Interrogator has had increasing authority and responsibility since Cobra's takeover of the United States. He's been asking questions and overseeing operations, and with the disappearance of Vladimir Putin, his Russian contacts have suddenly become more valuable as well. Cobra Commander's distrust of the Baroness has left room for others to rise in the Commander's esteem.
2014 to 2016: Working behind the scenes on Quintesson Tech in R&D officially. Secret Personal Project was what would become Ascension Project.
2017 and 2018: Looting American Intelligence and Tech during the America Burning TP.
2019-2020: In R&D and Cobra Intelligence, working on Tech and Intel. Secret Personal Project formalizing Ascension Project and getting ready to present to Cobra Commander.
2021: same as '19 and '20 and tells Dr Lazarus about his personal project.
2022: Went public with Ascension Project.
Names and Aliases[]
Dr Alexander Johan Hamilton : birth name
Interrogator: code name
Victor Kirstov: alias of Interrogator, but the legal birth name of one of the living Kirstovs
Medi-Viper 720: alias given to G.I. Joe
Viper 9232: temporary code name while figuring himself out during the America Burning and Russian Interior TPs
October 31 - "Halloween 2010" - Logs 1, 2, and 3: Cobra forces crash a G.I. Joe and friends' Halloween party.
November 1 - @QueenOfSpades - Interrogator learns more about Seneca from the Queen of Spades and tries to counsel Over Kill. Interrogator also discovers what name one of the G.I. Joes goes by on irc.dal.net and argues with Storm Shadow.
November 3 - Dr. Lazarus 1 - Interrogator meets with Dr. Lazarus and Over Kill to talk about Over Kill's sessions and to discover what Dr. Lazarus knows about The Coil.
November 3 - Wiretap arrives in Kuwait to check the communications equipment and Interrogator reports on the failure of the Halloween mission. Interrogator makes a deal with the Queen of Spades.
November 6 - Interrogator has Dr. Lazarus download the Seneca program to a server in Moscow, Russia to study the program. Dr. Lazarus activates the Seneca program on the server.
November 7- I lost the rest of this log, but if someone has it, I will edit it and post it.
November 9, 2010 - Interrogator pays Kamakura a visit at the Miami Dojo.
November 10 - Queen of Spades keeps her end of the bargain and gives Interrogator the names of two Jugglers. The Vectors start to mutiny, and Artemis and Interrogator calm them. Interrogator's plans to take over Cobra start to unravel.
July 24 - Air Skirmish at Al-Alawi - Scarlett and a small force investigates reports of trouble in Al-Alawi and meet with Cobra opposition.
July 25 - "Search Party" - Interrogator and Over Kill set out to find Scarlett out in the desert.
July 25 - Settling a Score - Cobra has just captured the crown prince of Al-Alawi. As the prince is led into the Terror Drome, Scarlett attempts to make a dent in some Cobra operatives, while Interrogator and Over Kill seek to even the score against her over an earlier confrontation.
5 December - "Medicated" - While a Joe greenshirt visits the Kingsnake, Baroness enacts a subtle plan to get Major Bludd to submit to medical treatment for the illness he stubbornly refuses to acknowledge.
8 December - "Antarctic Assault" - The final showdown in Antarctica: the combined force of Joes, Cobras, and Autobots makes their strike on the Decepticon installation responsible for the melting of the southern icecaps.
February 23 - Palm Wine Evening - A few of the Cobra officers find themselves in a quiet bush camp off the beaten track in Sierra Leone with a few hours to kill and a jug of palm wine.
27 February - "Liberia Landing" - A flight of Anaconda transport helicopters makes its way from Sierra Leone to the next stop on Cobra's Africa Tour: Liberia.
06-28 - "The Trouble with Angels" - Angel is visited by Interrogator in the medical tent and he soon realizes that his wounds are more than physical.
July 2 - "Unwelcome Visitor" - Having endured an injury at the hands of a prisoner, Major Bludd's bad day is not improved when Nightlash arrives at the camp seeking a personal alliance with Cobra.
the inadvertant destruction of their homeworld, Quintessa. Their Warships
laid waste to the city of Los Angeles, dropping legions of Sharkticons
throughout the city. Despite the efforts of Autobots, Decepticons, and Cobra,
their flagship, the Bellum, descended and took up residence in the city ruins.
Quintesson-occupied Los Angeles. A dedicated rescue effort to pull
survivors out of Los Angeles was launched by Cobra and supported by Reverb.
Nightlash, already inside the city, provides air support and diversion.
July 4 - "Independence Day" - Interrogator frees himself by giving up his greatest secret.
7/10 - "Psycho in the Machine" - Interrogator and Alley-Viper 301 begin preparation for the destruction of CIA and FBI head Langley and Quantico, Virginia. Interrogator gets the idea to re-activate Over-Kill.
August 15 - "Cobra Commander's Commands" - Interrogator is back and Cobra Commander has new orders for him.
8/16 - "Quantico Taken" - Red Zone, Chi, and Cookie attempt to back up the FBI in anticipation of an attack following the fall of Langley. A three point attack, from the north, east at the Quantico USMC base, and underground is launched by Cobra, resulting in the injury and capture of many FBI agents, as well as the capture, by Cobra, of the USMC base of Quantico, and the joint FBI and DEA Headquarters.
August 19 - "Norfolk Plans" - The first planning session for the Norfolk attack.
December 9 - "The Price of Freedom" - Buster earns his freedom and Interrogator learns more about Mu-NAM (like his real name)
December 22 - "Fortuitous Meetings" - What happens on CI doesn't always stay on CI - Veritas visits Interrogator in person to deliver files on Galactic Law. The group ends up discussing the Dark Kimber Virus and possibilities for a solution to the virus for both her and Interrogator's species.
December 25 - "Safari Interrupted" - Veritas continues her travels with gifting Soundwave with a Safari, all part of her plan for their 'honeymoon'. A visitor joins them.
December 26 - "Game Plan" - One of the only soldiers on Grenoble Base who's not infected with the Jem virus meets with Zarana and Interrogator to discuss ways to cure the infected.
December 30 - "Chaos before the Storm" - Orbital platforms around earth begin to report in concerning Sol - Earth's star. Interrogator's team is the first to take the information public and communications chaos breaks out. A solar storm of epic magnitude is brewing deep inside the star.
January 1 - "Solar Flare Space Strife" - Solar flares are causing widespread communication blackouts on Earth. A combined group of beings from both Earth and Cybertron work together to defend the planet from unknown assailants suspected to be in liege with Liege Maximo.
January 5 - "Magic Cure" - Major Bludd and Interrogator discuss the difficulties of reversing Silica's mind control.
January 6 - "Cultural Concerns and Confusions" - Interrogator goes to check on Soundwave and Veritas. The range of cultural misunderstandings continues.
January 28 - "The Fine Line" - Interrogator, living up to his code-name, learns more about Veritas' history than she does about him. Where is the line between questions and interrogations?
January 30 - "Mood Music" - Major Bludd attempts to share his good mood and the music that's helping boost it with dalnet.
February 8 - "Hanging On Hope" - Bludd, Starlock, and Concealer all meet up for the first time, also the internet is talking about sharing underwear, go figure.
February 13 - "Meeting of Monsters" - Interrogator makes it a point to get a meeting with Megatron, who remains on Earth after his fight.
February 14 - "Tuesday is Grey" - Cultural misunderstandings at their finest leads to a brief break on the terran day of relationship celebration.
February 18 - "Just Patio Chat" - An impromptu gathering at the café reveals a variety of information.
March 10 - "Greet the Sun" - Greathawk wakes, still in Interrogator's personal craft. She is able to, for the first time in a year, see the sun, when he takes her outside.
March 11 - "In Incomplete Control" - Mindbender calls Interrogator to a meeting to talk shop and show off his latest experiment.
March 12 - "Everyone All At Once Yell" - Ultimatums abound at the Aussie Pek-stop, on the broadband and the IRC.
March 14 - "Not a Peaceful Meeting" - The Baroness calls for a Cobra meeting of Command officers to address dissension and infighting in the ranks.
March 16 - "Sowing Audit Chaos" - Storm Shadow tracks Interrogator down after the Cobra Command meeting to dig further into the other man's doings. And sowing his own seeds of plans and actions.
March 24 - "Kitsune Tsuki" - 48 hours is only 2 days to some. To other's it can span several lifetimes worth of woe, rage, and poor choices.
March 25 - "The World Is An Open Chat" - While relaxing in a hot tub, Interrogator continues his work, collecting information, adding to knowledge to rework plan after plan.
March 28 - Sifting For Gold - Interrogator uses his particular set of skills to glean information from many sources through the dalnet.
March 30 - "Stability Breakpoint - Lex and Veri enjoy a laugh over the dalnet chatter before Interrogator connects something she comments to information he needs and begins questioning her. Trying to help seek answers, Veri pushes past a breaking point and causes a situation.
April 1 - "Unexpected Guests - Veri, Interrogator, and Soundwave relocate back to Los Angeles. Settling into the Masquerade as they all have work to handle. And then there are unexpected guests during their downtime.
May 12 - "Primal Revelations" - After a week of review and re-review, Ravage and Soundwave bring the information they've discovered to Veritas. After the dam breaks, additional visitors arise to check in on the Matrix.
May 13 - "Signs And Trinities" - Interrogator meets with Major Bludd to catch up and discuss problems they both see. Upon returning to The [[Masquerade], he deals with a rotating door of unannounced visitors from G.I. JOE to ancient Autobot sages. It's exhausting.
May 26 - "Cracks Running Deep" - Meggan talks with Sean more, concerned about the changes to his personality. Then Lex comes by to pay his respects to Storm Shadow and meets Tomas, learning more concerning things about the story the two Arashikage ninja hold as truth.
May 28 - "Not Sean Broca" - Sean is realizing that what he thought was true may not be after he and Tomas meditated while listening to some old chinese operas off of a USB drive. Interrogator involves himself deeper, causing a disturbance.
June 5 - "Battle Within the Citadel" - The assault everyone's been waiting for! The day finally arrives and a band of angry soldiers descend on the citadel to put an end to the evil being done within.
July 8 - "One Of Those Types" - Interrogator and Inquisitor play nice while departing the Commander;s place in Luck. Going their separate ways, '64 returns to Cobra Island and spends some time talking to a patient, Barghest.
July 10 - "Not A Social Call" - Supposed to be a quiet night. Nope - Interrogator at the dojo.
July 25 - "Plan for Russia" - Cypher gets caught up in plan making, and perhaps drafted to go on a mission.
September 17 - "A Gala-nt Affair" - A hand inked invitation was sent to General Hawk and 'guests' to join one Mr. Arashikage at the Asian Art Museum in San Francisco on Sunday September 17 for a Black-Tie affair as the Museum opens a new series of Exhibits to invite-only guests. 'Art and Culture of the Samurai: 800 years of Evolution'. Meanwhile in Cobra, the Twins may be up to something in San Francisco and have put out an ask for covert operatives with -manners- to go to this event and report back on what is on display as they were -not- able to get a preliminary view.
September 23 - "A Secret in Blackbraes" - A group of Cobra forces head to Blackbraes National Forest to investigate a hidden military base there.
Also, check out Inty's secret in-character journal entries. If anyone ever searches his quarters looking for something like that, let me know and we can run a scene. It is findable IC. The entries were on Sabels, under the Blog tab, but are now here Interrogator's Journal
Date: (Interrogator ICly would have ed the exact date, all I remember is some time during the first or second week of October.)
I awoke to find that my e-mail had been bombarded by my contacts. They all contained the same subject, but from different angles and with different recording media quality. The videos and pictures were of Over Kill and a woman I have identified as Alley Viper 910 naked. On his shelf. Together. I am sure everyone's contacts have also sent them the same media, so I will not go into any further detail. Interrogator
October 20 - Over Kill[]
To: Rank 6 and higher.
From: Interrogator
I have spoken with Over Kill the past few days. I have diagnosed him tentatively with Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. I will begin treatment and have prescribed him medicine for it. Interrogator
October 23 - Over Kill[]
To: Rank 6 and higher.
From: Interrogator
I have received Baroness' permission to hypnotize Over Kill. During our first session. I discovered that he has memories he should not have. He was able to regress into X. Interrogator
October 24 - Over Kill[]
I once again hypnotized Over Kill. He remembered his Neo-Viper unit and kept mentioning 'The Coil'. I believe there was some interest in the matter of 'The Coil' by High Command. I will continue Over Kill's treatment. He is taking the medicine and is being cooperative. Interrogator
October 27 - Over Kill[]
To: Rank 6 and higher.
I met with Dr. Lazarus, who explained to me that due to Over Kill's Brainwave Scanner Sessions, he should not have memories of being a Neo-Viper or X. I am requesting that due to what he may know of 'The Coil' and my diagnosis of Over Kill's mental illness, that he not be subjected to the Brainwave Scanner again. The Doctor seemed reluctant to let me report to you about these findings. I am also curious why I was not involved more with the Over Kill project. Interrogator (OOC NOTE: ICly Interrogator helped grow the brain, but was then immediately transfered off the project to the Greenhouse to work on another project involving increasing the mind-affecting chemicals of various plants and testing hybrid plants, like what would happen if you crossed the right kind of trippy mushrooms with corn, on Humans.)
October 31 - Halloween, 2010[]
To: Rank 6 and higher.
From: Interrogator
While I successfully added Sodium Pentathol to the punch, I was unable to lure anyone outside due to Storm Shadow provoking Over Kill over our radio frequency. If anyone needs the video of the event, I have already downloaded it to a server here on Cobra Island. (OOC NOTE: See the Halloween TP and associated logs. Interrogator would have posted all the logs, as is) Interrogator
Date: November 1, 2010
To: Rank 6 and higher.
From: Interrogator
I have discovered that the G.I. JoeKamakura goes by the name GreenRanger on irc.dal.net, and am trying to convince Storm Shadow to assist in his capture so I may interrogate him, remove the memory of the capture and interrogation, and release him. Storm Shadow is appearantly more interested in harassing Over Kill than the Mission at hand. Also, @QueenOfSpades is active on irc.dal.net and I am monitoring the general conversation. FOrgive me, but I fear Storm Shadow has gone Rogue. I am taking a Vector to Snake-Eyes' cabin. I will bring my personal backpack helicopter in case I need to leave quickly. I have left instructions for Over Kill if I do not return. I do not think it is wise to let Storm Shadow near Cobra Commander or any of the High Command. I would suggest he be arrested on sight so we can determine why he is acting odd. Other than freezing, my time at the cabin was uneventful. I stayed a block away from it and did not use any paths. While I observed no signs of any Ninjas being present, I did not make the tactical error of getting too close to it. I am safely back at my post, having taken a Vector back. Once again, I have downloaded the full report to the Server on Cobra Island. (OOC NOTE: @QueenOfSpades Log) Interrogator
Thank you, Wiretap for visiting us. Storm Shadow has begun harassing Over Kill again. I have reported to Baroness. Interrogator (OOC NOTE: Interrogator would not have downloaded anything to the server. I also forgot to metnion earlier that he has two separate computers in his helmet. One for the Cobra IC channel and one for everything else. The Cobra IC channel would go to the server on Cobra Island, and everything else to the server that use to be in Russia.)
I radioed Dr. Lazarus and Over Kill so we could continue our talk about the Over Kill project. Our mission here goes well. (OOC NOTE: The only part of that log that would get sent to the Cobra Island server would be the first three Cobra IC posts. The rest would go to the Russian server.) Interrogator
November 9[]
To: Rank 6 and higher.
From: Interrogator
When I return to Cobra Island I will be glad to begin therapy of any kind Command sees fit with Alley Viper 910. Due to the extreme stress that incident placed on Over Kill, I had to radio Dr. Lazarus to treat his physical damage. Also, why would anyone prescribe Over Kill Vicodin and Morphine, and let him be in charge of administering it to himself? I believe that whomever did so should go before a Review Board to determine compentancy. As soon as possible, due to the highly addictive nature of both drugs, I would like a full drug screening test done on Over Kill back on Cobra Island. (OOC NOTE: If it was not on the Cobra IC channel, it was not downloaded to Cobra Island.) Interrogator
November 10 - Vector Mutiny[]
To: Ranks 6 and up
From: Interrogator
Date: November 10, 2010
Today was quite the eventful day. The Vectors decided to mutiny on Over Kill. Artemis thought of making Vector Six Vector Overlord to quell it and Baroness agreed. For some odd reason, Over Kill threatened me. As the rest of the Plague were out on assignments, and I did not want to cause a scene that would have given away our mission, I used my personal helicopter to strategically withdraw to a contact in Russia. I believe Over Kill has gone off his medication, and that the stress Storm Shadow, @QueenOfSpades, Alley Viper 910, and the Vectors have caused him was too much. (OOC NOTE: If it wasn't on Cobra IC, Interrogator did not download it to Cobra Island.) Interrogator
November 10, 2010[]
To: Rank 6 and higher
From: Interrogator
I have returned to base, as commanded. Everything seems calm here. I am having a slight difficulty with my helmet, but I can still use the radio inside it to keep in contact. Somebody else will have to monitor Over Kill on irc.dal.et until it is back online. (OOC NOTE: If it didn't happen on the Cobra IC channel, or wasn't the radio to Major Bludd, Interrogator didn't download it. Also, Interrogator does not download anything to the Russian server until further notice) Interrogator
Nov 15 - Cybertonians[]
To: All Ranks
From: Interrogator
I have discovered that the Autobots have a Website that is available to the general public. (OOC NOTE: insert the website's address here, contact Stormwind for more info regarding.)
To: Ranks 6 and Higher
From: Interrogator
Date: November 23, 2010
Perhaps we could use the Energon Cube in R&D to find some way of poisoning the Decepticons? Then we can poison the oil in a way that will only harm Cybertonians and not Earth machines. Just a thought...
Interrogator.
November 23 - Interesting Fact About Cybertonians[]
To: Ranks 6 and Higher
From: Interrogator
Date: November 23, 2010
I talked to a Decepticon on irc.dal.net and he informed me that the only way they can achieve an altered state is by overenergizing. I would suggest we find a way to either suppress their ability to tell how full they are or find a way to get more energy into an energon cube.
Interrogator
November 23 - Vectors[]
To: Ranks 6 and higher
From: Interrogator
Date: November 23, 2010
The Vectors acted insubordinately towards Over Kill today. Vector Seven was especially aggressive, stating that she was not threatening, she was promising to eat Over Kill. My memory has not been the same lately, due to my re-education, but I had a strange feeling of deja vu listening to the Cobra radio frequency. I was also able to speak a little bit today, and hope to regain the full use of my voice by November 29, 2010. Also, Alley Viper 910 and Over Kill had a brief, but appropriate, conversation over the Cobra radio frequency.
Interrogator
November 28 - Current Mission[]
To: Rank Six and Higher
From: Interrogator Date: November 28, 2010 So far, I have not been able to make contact with Storm Shadow. Destro stopped by today with the latest MARS catalogue. He has designed a new helicopter called the Black Dragon and stated it is already in production, but that he is looking for test pilots. He claims the new helicopter is better than the MAMBA. I would be interested in looking into this matter further.
Interrogator
November 29 - Kamakura Impersonating Cobra Commander[]
To: Rank 6 and Higher From: Interrogator Date: November 29,2010 Kamakura (GreenRanger) was drunk on irc.dal.net and began impersonating Cobra Commander, bringing shame to our revered leader. He made very lewd remarks about Baroness, Tomax, and Xamont as well. I tried to caontact the Tele-Vipers, but received no response. Over Kill lent me Overlord Vector to fly to Miami so I could confront him in person. Raven and the other Slipstream were there also. I informed them there would be dire consequences if anyone did anything like that again, and told them to pass it on to their comrades. Kamakura also spoke of his father's death and it still troubles him greatly. I let him know I was looking for Psych Out, but said it was only because I wanted to meet him in person. I plan on killing him, should I receive the chance. I downloaded everything to the server here on Cobra Island. Please do not be upset, but I could not tolerate Kamakura's foolishness any longer, and had to put a stop to it. Interrogator (OOC Note: I'll post the log as soon as I get it edited.)
November 29 - Report From Random Tele-Viper[]
To: Rank 7 and Higher From: Tele-Viper Date November 29, 2010 Interrogator and Over Kill were both drunk and disorderly on the Radio last night. Someone going by the name 'Milksnake' claimed to be a member of Cobra and started saying lewd things. Interrogator had us trace it, and then took his medical helicopter to deal with the culprit.
November 30 - Milksnake[]
To Rank Six and Higher From: Interrogator Date: November 30, 2010 The coordinates given to me by the Tele-Vipers proved to be incorrect. The only person with a computer in the vicinity was the Slipstream look alike, who was absolutely terrified of me and claimed he did not do it. I believed him, and as I did not want to give the Americans a chance to put a murder charge on me, I returned to the Island. I spent today hunting for Storm Shadow with no success. I would also like to speak to a member of the High Command as soon as their schedule permits. Interrogator.
Dec 31 - 102[]
All members of Cobra are invited to a New Year's Eve party in my apartment building in Moscow. Interrogator.
After the security breach Destro reported and our safe arrival at the Silent Castle, I returned to Cobra Island. Finding everything secure, I went in search of the missing until January 5, 2011. Upon returning unsuccessful, I checked in with Destro and reported. The KGB said they discovered nothing amiss, and had no unusual occurrences despite a full investigation. I have been going over security, and have found no way to escape Cobra Island undetected. Interrogator.
January 12, 2011[]
TO: Rank 6 and higher.
From: Interrogator
Friday, January 7 2011, I received a report of a possible Baroness and Major Bludd sighting. Upon investigation, it was not them. Radio me for more information, if needed. I am back in Ohio trying to locate members of G. I. Joe to speak with.
Interrogator
Jan 22 - Welcome back[]
To: All Cobras From: Interrogator
Welcome back. I hope the mission was a success. I was unreachable until today due to the fact I was in Medical from Thursday until today.
Feb 02 - Naval Psychiatric Report[]
To: All of Cobra
From: Interrogator
Date: February 2, 2011
It is my pleasure to report that I have finished the yearly Naval psychiatric exams, which were conducted in a warehouse on Cobra Island. Thank you to all involved.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
Mar 19 - Evacuation Plans[]
To:All Cobra
From Interrogator
As we are on Destro's short list of potential targets, I would like all Gyro-Vipers to be ready to evacuate if necessary. Disregard this message if overridden by a Superior Officer.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
Mar 19 - Evacuation Plans: Destinations[]
To: All of Cobra
From: Interrogator
I would suggest we evacuate to either our base in Brazil or Columbia, but I am open for reasonable suggestions.
To: All of Cobra
From: Interrogator
The Weather Dominator plans have been stolen by a person or persons unknown. Destro told me this while I was checking in on him. He seemed rather shaken by this, but does not blame Cobra. I repeat Destro does not blame Cobra. I will keep you posted if I learn more.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
Apr 05 - Visiting Dignitary[]
To: Cobra rank 7 and higher only
From: Interrogator
Today, April 5, 2011, Cobra Commander sent Crimson Guard 1930 and I to pick up Baron Eisenblut from our Eastern Stronghold and deliver him to Cobra Island. The Baron said he knew his way around the Island, so I only escorted him through Security.
Enclosed with this message are BAT schematics from X that his previous versions have come up with. I have searched, and not found any viruses or malware attached to them.
(Location of schematics on a server on Cobra Island.)
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
May 04 - X's Over Kill Project Amalgam[]
To: Ranks 7 and higher
From: Interrogator
X has compiled an amalgam of the past Over Kill versions that will "In the combination I will remove the parts of the personality cortex that caused the problems. The things that an Over kill unit does not need. Imagine one that can build like mk4, one that has the tactics of mk1 one that has the knowledge of humanity of mk2, one that has the aggressive tendencies of three. The flight capabilities of myself." He also says "This unit would be incapable of being disloyal. It would be incapable of questioning orders. It would be incapable of betrayal." All he needs to do is place the program in a body.
After grading the tests the new Over Kill Unit, Crimson Kill, took, I am ready to post the results. Its IQ test came back average, with strengths in engineering. His personality showed loyalty to Cobra and a willingness to learn. His problem solving skills also came back as average. The scores may be improved if it is decided to add a Human brain, either from a donor or by growing one in Research and Development.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
Jul 25 - G.I. Joe attack[]
To: Cobra forces
From: Interrogator
On August 24, 2011, a small number of jets and helicopters flown by G.I. Joe attacked. I shot down one Apache. The only survivor was Scarlett, whom Over Kill and I fought on the ground. She fired a crossbow bolt at us that contained a net that entangled us and fled into the desert. One of my gunners cut us loose after I radioed for help. I will be in the Terror Drome's medical receiving treatment for my wounds. Crimson Kill performed well during the battle.
I am dictating this report to my gunners, who assure me will deliver it. Over Kill encountered Scarlett and engaged. I arrived on the scene to assist. Scarlett has managed to damage Over Kill to the point he is inactive and I am going into surgery. Scarlett was injured very badly, and I do not think she will be able to survive long.
Today I learned the USS Flagg has come under attack by the DecepticonScourge twice. G.I. Joe managed to drive him off. Major Bludd has the report on the attacks. G.I. Joe was reluctant to give me any information.
Cobra forever
Interrogator
Nov 16 - General Hawk[]
From: Interrogator
I met with General Hawk and he told me we will be splitting our forces. The ground forces will be going to Antarctica and the air force and navy will be attacking the North Pole. Although he did not give a definite date or time, he did say we would attack soon.
Yesterday I went out hunting for Duke. I found him in Abidjan. He fled and I caught up to him. Due to my driver not being willing to shoot at Duke with me so close to him, Duke convinced the driver to drop his gun. Duke then fled in our jeep. I do not believe my injuries are severe enough to warrant a return to Cobra Unity, as most of the injuries to myself were inflicted during hand-to-hand combat.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
Aug 08 - G.I. Joe base on border destroyed[]
To: All Cobra Operatives
From: Interrogator
Date: August 8, 2012
Today, Tele-Viper 911 received a report from our soldiers on the border that G.I. Joe were attempting to build a base in Iraq. Crash Dive and I investigated further and engaged G. I. Joe forces at the base. There was an Unknown G.I. Joe operating a Mauler and another one operating an Equalizer. My Mamba was hit and I had to retreat, but not before I managed to fire a few missiles at the base while Crash Dive kept the enemy vehicles occupied. In the end, the Baroness had Major Bludd call in a Rattler airstrike on the base that destroyed it.
Cobra Forever, Interrogator
Oct 30 - Meeting with General Alawai[]
To: Cobra Command
From: Interrogator
Date: 10-29-2012
General Alawi of Trucial Abysmia has proposed Cobra make a 20 million dollar investment in Sheik Mohammed's campaign in the upcoming Trucial Abysmian elections. The elections take place in two months. In exchange for our investment, Cobra would get access to Trucial Abysmia's considerable resources for at least as long as the seventeen year old Mohammed rules. Mohammed will not have elections again in his lifetime. General Alawi is a tradionalist, along with Sheikh Mohammed. They are both upset by Sheikh Saud's (Mohammed's father) recent liberal bent. There is another man, a former political prisoner named Anwar Assan. He is even more radical in beliefs that Sheikh Saud. The General believes he is not a threat and does not want him harmed so the General can observe him and his followers. I was received lavishly, and The General's hospitality was endless. I would strongly recommend supporting Sheikh Mohammed, who would be easily controlled by us by controlling his lavish lifestyle.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
OOC: The log is on the wikia under the date 10-29-2012.
2013[]
Jul 15 - Okefenokee Swamp Battle[]
[Inserted is a video of Snaptrap in turtle form from CNN]
TO: All of Cobra
FROM:Interrogator
DATE:July 14, 2013
With the Everglades flooded, I was looking into a new swamp habitat for the Dreadnoks when the fanboats ahead of mine were attacked by a large mechanical turtle . I was thrown from the fanboat when the driver whipped the boat around and fled. I landed safely. With the rest of the fanboats fleeing or destroyed, the monster turned its attention to me. Fortunately, a Dinobot who latered identified himself as 'Snarl' heard the CNN broadcast and airdropped. He engaged the turtle, who also transformed during the resulting battle.
[Cellphone pictures of Snaptrap in robot mode are inserted here]
I noticed a strange symbol on the turtle robot's chest. [Cellphone pictures of a symbol that looks like a green face in the shape of a skull]
During the battle, I radioed for help and received the aid of WORMS 2111 and her MAGGOT. Both her and her vehicle saved my life. Her and her vehicle were prime examples of Cobra's excellent training and innovative technology. I was disappointed to discover the MAGGOTs have been mostly decommissioned, as they seem idea for fighting Cybertronians. I would like to recommend WORMS 2111 for a medal, and full repairs to her damaged vehicle.
The AutobotSnarl also saved my life during the fight. I deliberately neglected to put that in my report as I do not want the rank and file to start feeling anything positive about the Autobots, which may interfere with their duties. I was able to study both Cybertronians, and they were both highly resistant to damage. The turtle seemed to have superior firepower, as it hit the MAGGOT with great force twice. After the turtle was driven off, an Autobot shuttle with a pink and chrome Femme arrived. Snarl identified her as 'Elita bot'. The turtle mentioned 'Masters' several times during the battle, and when I asked Snarl what he could have been speaking of, he mentioned "Quintesons". He said the Quintesons were slavers who enslaved Cybertronians and would not hesitate to enslave Humans. He also said they were 'Very bad'. I identified myself to Snarl as Medi-Viper 720 and asked him to contact me by radio (+radio) if he had any more information. I also gave told him to radio Major Bludd if he prefered speaking to someone higher on the chain of command. This new species of Cybertronian should be considered highly dangerous, but I did not want to alarm the rank and file. I am available to discuss this further at any time.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
OOC: Os-Kar was logging, and I forgot to log for my own record. I had to leave for work :(
Jul 15 - L.A. Invasion[]
TO: Command
FROM: Interrogator
Date:July 19, 2013
While going to retrieve Zartan from Los Angeles, the Quintessons invaded the city. Both Nightgaunt and myself were shot down, but not before I had the Mamba record everything. Angel, Zartan, my gunners, and myself are all right, due to the assistance of the Autobot Lodestone. Zartan disappeared after I handed him a duffle bag with the Mamba's black box inside that contains all the intelligence I gathered. Zartan confirmed he had escaped and was all right when I radioed him after I got clear with my gunners. He still has the black box. Angel and Nightgaunt decided to stay in Los Angeles with Lodestone to gather more intelligence. They will be in touch.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
Jul 22 - L.A. Operative Report[]
TO: Command
FROM: Interrogator
DATE: July 22, 2013
Angels reports that he heard the head Quintesson order the Sharkticons to gather civilians for experiments. He was also unable to contact me via the Internet, where he goes by 'Death'. I am going by Interrogator on the Internet currently so others may be able to contact Cobra. Angel does not know how much longer their supplies will last, and an air drop is not feasible because of the strength of the Quintesson's defenses.
TO: Ranks 6 and Higher
FROM: Interrogator
DATE: July 29, 2013 The G.I. Joe lowdown was able to destroy an Executioner, but he is MIA. Angel found Wiretap and the G.I. Joe Chance in a building during a supply run. Chance said he was going to blow up a bridge to slow the Sharkticons. Angel and Lodestone successfully planted an electronic surveillance device on a Sharkticon and believe they are cutting up live humans to experiment on them, from what they heard. They also located the AutobotEncore, who is sheltering near their location.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
TO: Ranks 6 and higher
FROM: Interrogator
DATE: 08-02-2013
The Quintessons have a machine that is capable of turning our planet into what must be Quintessa. Here are the pictures:
The Sharkticon quells beneath its Master's lash, quickly scrabbling to rejoin its comrades. Acerbitas shifts around to the pharoanic face of judgement, coldly intoning, "This planet gave birth to the temporal wave that obliterated Quintessa. This shall be a fitting punishment..." A number of Quintesson Scientists move into position beside the device, which vaguely resembles an enormous vacuum. They pull various cables from panels on the machine, extending long, sharp probes which they plunge into the ruined tround at the base of the Bellum.
A single Scientist moves toward a control panel on the side of the machine, but a flicked tentacle from Acerbitas causes it to back away. The Grand Warlord drifts toward the machine on its beam of energy, shifting around to the green-capped skull face, "Let the sentence be carried out!" The Quintesson's tentacles dance over the control panel. The machine gives a great shudder before settling into a soft, almost hypnotic hum. The ground around the probes begins to glimmer, as if the light were dancing across the silvered metal surface of the machine. However, the glimmer begins to spread further than it should. Inch-by-inch, the ground begins to smooth out, adopting a metallic sheen...
Aug 05 - L.A. Extraction[]
TO: Ranks 6 and higher
FROM: Interrogator
DATE: August 5, 2013
The extraction was successful. Angel was severely wounded, but is recovering well. Although the losses to personnel were slightly higher than I expected, the assistance by the AutobotReverb and the DecepticonNightlash helped keep the losses low. Wiretap managed to plant one of the video bugs on a Sharkticon, with assistance from the G.I. JoeLowdown. The Red Cross is handling the civillians we rescued.
To: Command From:Interrogator
Date:August 14, 2013
The Cybertronian known as Nightlash, whose aid has been immeasurable, has requested repairs and upgrades to her systems. She is the one who transforms into a Night Raven. I believe she has earned them. She does not want to take what she needs by force.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
Aug 21 - Laboratory 17A[]
To:All of Cobra
From:Interrogator
Date:08-21-2013
Laboratory 17 was blown up this morning by an unknown assailant. The assailant was about 6 feet 8 inches tall and was wearing an orange plated suit of armor. He appeared to be a cyborg with claws and highly advanced weaponry. I was severely injured during my attempt to thwart the intruder and Viper Guard 910 was fatally shot by the intruder. Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends. Laboratory 17A was completely destroyed, and the surrounding laboratories were also damaged. Repairs are ongoing.
Nightlash was heavily damaged, and as ordered, I am bringing her up to the standards of our own Night Ravens by replacing the Soviet parts and installing the proper MARS systems. She was definitely made by us. A Tech named Ritter fused Cybertronian technology with out own to create her. I have learned more of Cybertronian psychology, at least how the hard wiring works. I am unsure if my standard hypnosis techniques will work. I will cover what we found in Nightlash's memory banks in my next report.
To: Ranks 6 and Higher
From: Interrogator
Date: 08-24-2013
Nightlash had a separate memory partition that she was unable to access. We investigated the partition and discovered the lead tech on her project, a man named Ritter was planning on using her to assassinate Cobra Commander. I had the contents of this partition downloaded to a server here on Cobra Island and then deleted from Nightlash's memory. Nightlash managed to assassinate most of the team, but Ritter recaptured her and tried to shut her down permanently. This is where I believe she partitioned off her memories of Ritter and the experiment. I believe Ritter is still alive and possibly still plotting against Cobra. I have also included further details on what else is necessary to bring Nightlash up to standards.
To:Ranks 6 and Higher
From: Interrogator
Date: 08-25-2013
From what Nightlash has told me, there are three parts to a Cybertronians mind. The first is the laser core, which is like the subconscious. She also likened it to the heart or soul. Next are the processors, which dictate action and response, similar to how our brains use our senses to perceive and then formulate actions. The Algorithms are what make the processors function and are programming, or reasoning. I will hopefully be able to expand upon these finding and present a more precise definition and explanation of function after more research.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
Nov 26 - Angel[]
To: All of Cobra
On November 24th, Angel was captured by G.I. Joe. He does not know where they are holding him, but he has not been charged with anything. I want all operatives in the area to hunt for him. Wiretap, I would like you to trace his cellphone, which they are currently letting him use.
You are not to attempt to rescue him, as he is showing signs of Stockholm syndrome and is having doubts about him doubts about Cobra. Instead, report his location to me and I will decide what to do from that point. He may not be willing to be rescued.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
Dec 04 - Angel Follow Up[]
Angel has been released, but is on medical leave. Please continue to keep tabs on him.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
2017[]
Jan 31 - New Technology[]
To: R&D, Espionage, and Ranks 6+
From: Interrogator
I have been working with the Quintesson Technology we were able to recover in Moscow and Los Angeles. I am ready to test a way to hypnotize Cybertronians and to poison them. Please keep me informed of any Cybertronian activity.
In no small part due to Method, we struck a major blow again the current Russian government when we revealed Putin's death. We put responsibility for the death on the Russian Mob, specifically the Kirstov's, who are well-known due to their heroic actions and willingness to help the People during the Quintesson invasion and the Great Flood. During the press conference, I ran into the Oktober Guard General, Iron Bear. The Kirstovs and I consider it fortunate that he was in the audience as afterwards I changed into a disguise and followed him. While I am embarrassed to admit that Iron bear was able to ambush me, I was able to speak to him alone - completely alone. While unfortunately he suspects Cobra of taking some part in Putin's death, he doesn't seem to care if the KGB runs the country as long as they have a vision for a strong Russian government. His main concern seems to be the People, but he did refuse to return the Oktober Guard to the KGB fold. I got the impression that his biggest concern with doing so was that the Kirstovs would ally with Cobra. He is the one who LACKS vision if he does not believe our VISION wouldn't be for the best of not only Cobra and Russia, but the WHOLE WORLD!
I was visited by a Laser Viper Officer last night and was pleased to discover that we the best new helicopter. One must forgive me that between learning the Brainwave Scanner and studying the Quintesson technology and plundering the Pentagon and other such areas for America's secrets that this escaped my notice. I am eternally greatful to you for sending this pilot my way and would like to request a simulator. I believe one should fit inside a cargo helicopter and will be sure said helicopter is evacuated immediately if we are attacked here.
Cobra Forever
Interrogator
Aug 03 - Bigger Quarters Request[]
To: Command
From: Interrogator
As some of you know, I was recently able to upgrade from a Mamba to a Sky Serpent. This leaves the matter of my gunners, whom I have been personally training to become Gyro-Vipers. I would like to begin training them on the Sky Serpent and would not want them to be returned to the CLAWS pool as I have already put a huge amount of time and resources into their training.
Up until now, they have been living in Mamba One's hangar, but I feel it would be a better learning environment for them if we could be together. I am requesting to be reassigned a 3 bedroom unit.
Though there was resistance, including a few G.I. Joe operatives, we were successful. Alley-Viper 301 did extremely well and commanded his men with great skill. I credit him with the large number of C.I.A prisoners we were able to take due to him keeping his men to disabling the enemy operatives per my request. I find that I only had to request him to disable our opponents to have him comply a huge sign of his willingness to co-operate with others. He was also able to co-ordinate multiple types and squads of Vipers. I find his mental health to be excellent as well from spending time with him off duty as well as the reports I received from the various Vipers he worked with.
I returned to Washington DC yesterday to interrogate those prisoners who would have the most sensitive information and require a special touch to get the most out of them. I will be returning to my regular post Monday morning. I am much better now and feel I could return to a more active duty wherever I am needed most.
Thank you for your patience and support while I worked through my issues.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
Aug 13 - Revolver's Interrogation[]
To:Command and Intelligence
From:Interrogator
Partial recording on my interrogation of the G.I. Joe Codenamed Revolver:
"They'd all have secondary positions, enabling mobility, to pull back to from their undercover posts. That would allow them to continue reconnaissance, with the intention of an extraction by special forces. You'd be looking for a dual geo-mathematical cipher," Revolver wheezes, helpless to the drug.
"You've already got their primary communication bands in the dossier," Revolver groans, aware he's betraying countless operatives.
"They'll be using street signals instead, from undercover operatives with various antiquated equipment, to allow them to blend in inside the occupation zones."
"If extraction orders come, the Yankees are getting ready for an escalation in the city. It's too dangerous to pull them out for a de-escalation, with the agent list compromised."
"That's too compartmentalized," Revolver says with a rasp. "I've only been working at spotting bases. I did recon on your base out in Luck, California, and confirmed it was a Cobra lab. I'm an accounting expert, I spot terrorist operations with financial anomalies, then investigate undercover."
"I don't know anything else," Revolver says breathlessly, looking downwards in exhaustion.
I have the full interrogation video recorded and will make it available to anyone who feels the need for it. I will also be staying either on Cobra Island or at the White House unless ordered back to my post in Seattle.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
Aug 17 - Quantico Personnel Report[]
To:Command (Rank 7 and Higher)
From:Interrogator
Alley-viper 301 continues to show outstanding teamwork, leadership, and strategic skills. If Gristle doesn't start taking his position seriously, we should let Alley-Viper 301 choose a codename and have him replace Gristle. With Gristle's many shortcomings, 301 is clearly the better choice to command the Alley-Vipers.
Also, I've heard Alley-Viper 2858 made some keen and cleaver observations about the CIA and FBI getting what they deserve for their past actions. Such wit is the sign of an agile mind and he may bear watching for promotion as well.
Over Kill was able to severely wound a G.I. Joe Ninja with one blow after she sliced him, so, after examining Over Kill thoroughly, I believe we have him fixed.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
Aug 19 - POW Plan[]
To: Command
From: Interrogator
I came up with a plan that will solve the problem of what to do with the POWs after we're done interrogating them, sow chaos amonst US Government employees, and make future attacks easier.
Stage I: Develop an enzyme and an antibiotic resistant bacteria strain that will only be activated in persons with the enzyme.
Stage II: Plant some of the bacteria strain in the vaccinations at Norfolk.
Stage III: Inject the prisoners with the enzyme under the guise of a flu vaccination.
Stage IV: Spread the bacteria amongst the prisoners and pretend to capture an American spy who is really one of ours with the bacteria.
Stage V: When the prisoners start dying, blame the spy and the American Government for killing their own agents to prevent them from spilling secrets.
I was taking some time to myself when somebody made a comment about tyrants in the Cybertronian chatroom. I engaged the being in conversation. Apparently Spike told the Decepticons that all Earth was behind them helping Iacon and General Hawk was involved. This being, who gave his name as Deathsaurus, was rational and didn't go off half-cocked like many Decepticons would. He said he was the 'Destron Emperor' and they were currently allied with the Decepticons. I told him the truth, that Spike did NOT speak for all of Earth and he said he would not attack recklessly. I have his private frequency and we will speak further. I will post a full report when I wake tomorrow.
Deathsaurus and Goth meet with a representative from Cobra to discuss negotiations.
Sep 28 - Deathsaurus, Goth, Spike[]
To: Ranks 7 and higher
From:Interrogator
Following the events in the attached transcript (Interesting_Irc,dal.net_Chat), I met with Deathsaurus and the ally he insisted on bringing along, Goth at Typhoid's urging. I was surprised when I saw them, for Deathsaurus was the size of Megatron and looked like a Kaiju, while Goth was smaller and looked like a fruit bat. They wanted to put up solar panels to collect energy and I told them we wanted technological information. Goth said he wanted a written agreement between our leaders, by which he meant Cobra Commander and Megatron. That transcript is here ( Negotiating_with_Terrorists ). After that, I flew to Arbco Helicopters in Seattle and joined the operatives I had staking out Spike's house in Portland. I cornered him at a grocery store as he was putting his groceries in his car. He was insistent that he had nothing to give when I said I would go to the press if he didn't give us technological blueprints. He claimed he didn't have anything and I gave him my radio frequency. I radioed him once I had walked to the waiting car and we had another unproductive chat. He claims that Deathsaurus is a great threat but what Decepticon isn't?
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
2020[]
Oct 23 - Scouting of the Moon[]
To: Ranks 5 and higher and Over Kill
From: Interrogator
After another full day of training in the Stellar Stiletto, I grew restless to explore new territory. I decided to fly a scout pattern around the Moon. Since this was an official scouting mission, I left my personal comments out of it, but I was awestruck by the magnificence of it all. Truly Cobra Commander leads the best Nation on Earth, and hopefully soon, the stars!
On 10-24-2020, I flew to Earth's Orbit to take a closer look at the red, flashing light I saw there since it looked like a distress beacon. The ship emits not radio transmissions, so I had assumed on my earlier scouting of the Moon that there wasn't anyone needing help.
On 10-24-2020, I studied it from a distance and asked the Cybertronians on irc.dal.net if they knew anything about it, and they didn't so the next day, 10-25-2020, I took a closer look and used all the scanning equipment the Peklabog possessed. Here is the flight log: Interrogator's_Initial_and_Second_Derelict_Ship_Look
Nov 12 - Scorpion Ship 1st Shot[]
To: Cobra XO's and CO's
From: Interrogator
On 11-11-2020, Captain Bones and his crew, Zarana, Over Kill and his BATs, Dark Matter, and I explored part of the Scorpion Ship in Earth's orbit. We found that there were still some mecannibals alive. Bloody Bones managed to gather some pieces of technology and I will go over those, along with the data I managed to get before we were attacked. The Mecannibals are weak against fire and light.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
2021[]
Mar 03 - Martian opportunities[]
To: All Cobra Operatives
From: Interrogator
Yesterday, a subordinate of mine went to Florida because he heard about a Cybertronian was selling Vodka and handing out brochures for his organization's timeshares on Mars. Viper 9232 struck up a conversation with the Cybertronian, who, according to his business card, is named Ar-Gent Silverfinger. His organization is called Evil, Inc and this gives me pause in future dealings, but people call Cobra EVil and I would be cautious about dealings with any Cybertronian. During the conversation, Viper 9232, asked if Evil, Inc had ever thought about growing marijuana on Mars. When Mr. Silverfinger said he hadn't but would be interested in doing so. The Viper suggested my gunners, Big Shot and Gargoyle, because they are second generation marijuana growers and due to their training would not have a problem working with robots, most of whom would be larger than a human. I have discussed this with Big Shot and Gargoyle and they, along with their fiancees, would be willing to move to Mars to work. Viper 9232 said that Mr Silverfinger seems solely interested in business and came across as a Cybertronian who was honest and direct. As I have Mr. Silverfinger's business card, I intend to contact him and speak to him myself to learn more. As for the Vodka, the Viper, Big Shot and crew, and I have tried it and it is excellent, right up there with high quality Russian Vodka. If anyone of rank Executive Officer or above would like to sample some of what the Viper gave me, I'd be happy to share a shot or two. As for the rest of Cobra, it seems that it is available to the public and I would phone your alcoholic beverage seller of choice to see if they have it in stock.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
Jul 06 - Space Expedition[]
To: those who have completed space training
From: Interrogator
I am recruiting operatives for an expedition to the Cybertronian derelict freighter that is scorpion-shaped, in Earth's orbit. This ship is known to contain car sized part robotic/part organic spider like creatures, which are called Transorganics. These creatures eat their own dead and wounded and hate light while having a weakness to fire. I wish to try to capture one for Research and Development to study, as well as any other data and artifacts we can gather. I have reached out to Goth, a neutral Cybertronian and one knowledgeable about Transorganics, to assist us in this mission. He tends to be busy, so if anyone knows of other Cybertronian scientists who can be trusted, let me know so I may interview them. Goth has also offered to teach me the current Cybertronian language, as well as Ancient Cybertronian, which should help us better understand their technology we have and will recover in the future. I will be outfitting Peklabog specifically for this mission, as well as the one I will be planning to go through the Warp Gate. Those interested in that mission should also contact me.
Dr. Lazarus, I would like to speak with you at your convenience.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
Jul 14 - Cybertronian Freighter Awakens[]
To: All Cobra Operatives
From: Interrogator
First, all Dreadnok equipment WILL be presented for inspection! ANYONE caught giving them any form of technology until this is complete will be handed over to the Viper Guards so they can use them for technique practice.
Second, something has been awakened in the Derelict Freighter and EVERYONE, BUT ESPECIALLY SPACE CORPS, will be on high alert. We are NOT having a repeat of the QUINTESSON INVASION.
Third, any DIPLOMATS are to focus their ATTENTION towards Cybertronians.
I will be going to Cybertron to gather information DIRECTLY from the SOURCE. The Cybertronians on the Freighter mentioned the Tyrest Accords that prohibits giving technology to primitive species. I aim to prove COBRA OPERATIVES are not primitive beings.
Also, we have a mecannibal captive and Over Kill, R&D needs your assistance, as I believe they function as the BATs and yourself do, with a central unit that leads and controls them.
Cobra Forever!
Interrogator
Jul 27 - New Threat![]
To: Cobra Operatives
From Interrogator
While in Tokyo, we were part of a battle involving a large tentacled robot. From the initial data, that robot was Cybertronian, but had an unusual power source. As the robot was damaged, it leaked energon and other fluids that appear to be unusual as well. I was also engaged by a bat-like, humanoid, alien robot. Our weapons were able to damage both.
The Joes were there, and a Cybertronian sized Japanese robot called the Daisho was also there. The Daisho was VERY effective against the tentacled monster robot and I was able to speak to the pilot of the Daisho and offer an information exchange. The pilot stated that he was the protector of Japan and Earth. The pilot and I both exchanged radio contact information. I am having all video data we are able to gather sent to Cypher, who will compile it for PR to use. I also suggest reaching out to the Japanese government. There are pictures of the tentacle monster and the bat-like Cybertronian, as well as video.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
2022[]
Nov 28 - Success[]
To: All
From: Interrogator
Buster Witwicky
Today Cobra has scored a major victory by managing to capture Buster Witwicky, brother to the Autobot ambassador Spike. I would like to thank Copperhead for reminding me that sometimes fortune truly does favor the bold and that what makes Cobra great is our adaptability. I have been working on several things and will be publishing my findings once I have permission from Cobra Commander, hence my silence for so long.
Cobra Forever,
Interrogator
Dec 09 - Buster's Release and Mu-NAM's Info[]
To: All From: Interrogator
In exchange for Buster telling me the general location of where him and Spike were going, even though it was a general area, and why, I released him to Captain Yuzuru Fujimoto of The Queen's Jewels. The Queen's Jewels is a research vessel of Sebastian Scuba Salvage, Inc. Fujimoto informed me he has dealt with pirates and met me on the medipad of his ship armed with a revolver, but the ship itself is unarmed. He did put away the revolver once he saw I meant no harm and was a reasonable man. He will be contacting us about reparations for the damage we caused during the attack that led to Buster's capture and for their crew's difficulties. Please treat Sebastian Scuba Salvage as friendly.
As for Mu-NAM, whose real name is Odorklop Vrokanblag in our language, he has taken the nickname of NAM. As a warning, he did joke about "going around talking about the war and stuff" so if such is a trigger for you, do not interact with him. He offered to connect me to the computer of the ship we captured him from if I took him with to the arctic. He did try to lie about a Quintesson wreck there, so do not believe him if you interact with him and he tries to offer information, or anything else, in exchange for freedom. He should continue to ONLY be handled by my team, who have been studying him and remember, he's learning about us as much as we're learning about him. I did allow him and Buster to converse freely with each other while "alone". Upon learning that the ship had awakened and departed for parts unknown, he offered to enter into negotiations for the route and destination of his ship, which he called the Chaos.
I realized that some do not come from an Intelligence background and that created some confusion at the raid where we captured Buster Witwicky. DO NOT ATTACK UNTIL I SAY ATTACK or fired upon. I WILL MAKE IT VERY CLEAR WHEN TO ATTACK. Things ended well that time, but it could have slid out of control very easily. Also, sometimes just showing superior weaponry will ensure compliance, especially lightly armed civilians. And always assume everyone is lightly armed because anything can be a weapon if you're creative.
As for the damages from the raid, PAY THEM! PR and Propaganda opportunities like this don't come around often, and my treatment of Buster and Fujimoto, and my treatment of them led to Buster offering to open communications about joining the EDF. He cited Cobra working along others to handle past threats to our planet. We have those monsters that destroyed the Museum on the loose and Mu-NAM's dire portents from when he first spoke, Video here * Mu-NAM Speaks *
Also, I was on IRC at the time a Cybertronian having trouble with poachers and requesting assistance. As they were on Cybertron *gives coordinates Whirlwind posted* all I could do was offer advice and moral support. This Cybertronian had repair skills and was asking if they needed a license to repair a comrade and some animals, so we need to research that. If there's licenses, there's schools, and schools might easy data to gather and naive students to exploit.
If we get into the EDF, we can gather intelligence on those who would oppose Cobra Commander's rule and their equipment. As I told the Cybertronian and Buster, the future of Earth and all planets and species we have come across are linked. REMEMBER THIS. Here is the video of today's activities * The Price of Freedom * Please contact me if needed.
Cobra Forever
Interrogator
PS Thanks to Zarana and the technology she gathered and a project I've been working on in my absence that rendered me immune to the Jem Virus, we should have a cure for it soon. Typhoid will let everyone know when it is ready.
Dec 27 - Cybertron Attacked[]
Last night, Cybertron was attacked by a ship named Achaemenid and a battalion of what seem to be a subspecies of Cybertronians. NAM was able to provide information on it and uploaded all he knows about Liege Maximo and the Hub in exchange for help freeing his people from enslavement. A friend streamed the battle to me live, and there is much to go over as he has quite the sensor array.
From: Interrogator
Due to intel received on 12-28-22 Ascension Wing needed to be consolidated to Crown City Palace. All Non-AW personnel and civilians were evacuated so that the Wing and their families can focus on the Project to the exclusion of all other duties. Over Kill, some BATs, and the Vectors are also here so they may be properly upgraded and nurtured. Please respect our privacy and airspace and file flight plans and seek appropriate permission before entering Cobra Unity, especially Crown City. If there are any questions, or anyone needs to visit, comms are open. I assure you, this is done in the best interest of Cobra and Earth.
Interrogator
Dec 30 - Cobra Commander[]
Sir, I realize my recent decision to call Ascension Wing and their families to Crown City Palace may be seen as desertion or worse, but I assure you it is not. We still want to be part of Cobra, but we can't progress at a Cobra base. If you have a Terrordome or someplace we can relocate to, we'll go. You can not afford the weakest member of those with me to get shanked on the way to the vending machine down the hall from their quarters on Cobra Island. There's been too much time and money invested in them. I'll continue info drops and keep comms open, but there's too much invested in us. Also, I've been over this twice and start shielding all essential electronics. The data shows that our Sun is starting to show signs of massive gravitational disturbances and those lead to a massive solar eruption, flare, or sunspot bloom. Possibly a combination or multiples. I went on general comms and announced it and said to shield all essential electronics and Captain Bloody Bones asked if it could be harnessed. I'll be looking into that.
Interrogator
Dec 31 - NAM report[]
According to what I got from NAM, Liege Maximo is responsible for the coming attack.
Interrogator
Dec 31 - Hidden Board NAM reveals[]
From the Chaos's database, NAM gleaned the crew was searching the Solar System for something called a "Planetary Key" that would allow Maximo's crew to cyberform one or more of the Solar System's planets and add them to the Hub. Apparently, the key had been sent to the Solar System earlier by a colony ship, but Liege Maximo intercepted the Titan sent to follow and brought the Titan to the Hub instead. En route, the mecannibals invaded the ship and ate the crew (yum!).
Once the food ran out, however, the mecannibals went dormant to conserve energy. They made the mistake of linking into the ship's systems to steal power -- the ship's control AI was able to take over the mecannibals themselves and turn them into mindless hunter-drones the AI used to protect the ship from future invaders. When Interrogator captured and removed NAM, his free will returned, although a few of his memories are fragmented thanks to the AI's interference.
As for Liege Maximo himself: He runs an empire from the center of the galaxy called the Hub. He considers his faction to be the true Cybertronian Empire and the Autobots and Decepticons still squabbling on Cybertron to be relics and has-beens -- throwbacks compared to his advanced society. NAM knows nothing of the current political situation on Cybertron OR the Hub, but he does know that after the Chaos settled into Earth's orbit, it scanned the planet for 20 years.
Recently, the Chaos sent back a report. Apparently, it found something -- something important on Earth. NAM can't say for sure what, although he has a strong guess....
Sorry for the nightmare fuel,
Alexander aka Interrogator
2023[]
Jan 01 - Defense of Earth's Orbit[]
Veritas Prime
Veritas Prime is exhausted. It was quite a strain on her to do what she did. As for the space battle, Voidwalker did an excellent job streaming that, so I see no need to write more on it. For those who gave their lives in service to Cobra and Earth, there will be a memorial. Keep the reports coming.
Interrogator
Jan 01 - Secret Board Info Dump[]
Major Bludd is free and will be closely monitored. Ascension Tech worked well, and we were able to banish the hologram of Silica that was coming through Sebastian's watch (Me, Veritas, Zarana, and Sebastian). When you see Major Bludd, and he introduces himself, ask if it's okay if you can call him Sebastian. It helps him fight his inner darkness when you do. Attached are more detailed data files.
Alexander aka Interrogator.
Please reach out to me if you are an Autobot or Joe! I need to know what's going on and being planned about Liege Maximo so I know how to best invest and allocate resources!
Jan 07 - Encryption: Cobra/AW report[]
We survived. Hotwire is okay, his MECH though... that can be repaired. So can our vehicles. I am glad to see you are well, and while we lost a few in Ascension Wing, overall, it was a successful defense. We showed them they will pay dearly for any aggression shown towards our alliance. The data we gathered will be at the end of this drop and any you get and share will be deeply appreciated.
While Veritas and Zarana and their team took care of Silica and destroyed her mainframes and servers, I went to Starlight Mansion and tried to engage Silica in debate.
That did not go well, as Imposter (What I call Sebastian when he's not himself) shot me 3 times in center mass. Choirboy was able to safely render those at the Mansion unconscious with Silencer, but Sebastian, Kimber, and Reya slipped away. They had good AI enhanced headphones and earplugs. Sebastian did come to himself and as I was helmetless and weaponless, he didn't shoot me in the head. Sebastian still had some control throughout Imposter's firing.
Sebastian did contact Veritas on IRC and she sang the song Silica did during our first encounter with her. *pause* It's bad. He and those at the Mansion previously under Silica's control are now showing the symptoms of going through withdrawal from heavy alcohol and/or narcotic abuse. We're treating them the best we can. There is also data on drug and alcohol abuse and addiction treatment and counseling. Many of them had previous mental and emotional issues. There is also data on Human mental and emotional issues/illnesses, as well as physical issues and illnesses at the end of this drop. Veritas is recovering well, and she has Soundwave and Omen with her at all times. I am combat capable, though AW medical want me on light duty as long as possible. We've been pushing our brains for some time and need a rest before the next thing comes up.
As for the rest of Cobra, I need to see to them. I don't want to start a Civil War, but I must cut out the cancer and be sure the Commander is okay.
Also, I would like to see Calyhex at some point in the near future, as she may unknowingly have information that could help. When I was High Warder of Borovia's Penal System, it also included the Asylums. And back in the 1950's until Borovia's Communist Government fell, the mentally ill were treated harshly and experimented on. Government Officials also hid information in them. And under them. And on their grounds. I can tell you if there is information, it will be guarded by traps and heavily protected. Borovia was only Humans. Cybertronians live for millions and millions of years, and you have drone and other technology that Borovia didn't back then. If you go searching, be careful and be prepared.
Thank You,
Interrogator
Also, Please let Buster and Spike and the Joes I need to speak with them. The Wing doesn't like it, but I'll meet anywhere.
Thank You Again. All of You.
January 15 "With Empty Hands Asking" - Interrogator braves a face to face meeting with Esmeral to bargain for many a thing.
Liege Maximo's troops appear to be clones. All the samples that were gathered are exact matches. Update sensors with this program.
*This file updates to scan for LM clones*
Here is the program to put into scanners so connected media infected with the Silica Virus can be cleaned. >*data file on Silica Virus purger and anti-virus against re-infection*<
Interrogator
The MecannibalR&D recovered from the derelict freighter that was in Earth's orbit spoke earlier this month. I am only able to post this now as there were unforseen side effects from an experiment I conducted on myself that left me mentally unfit. I have been cleared for duty and it is good that I have as Mu-NAM told me that there will be an invasion of Earth.
Here is the Video from the conversation: Mu-NAM Speaks
Jan 28 - AW Report[]
To: Cobra
From: Interrogator
*There's a video clip of Decepticons at a powerplant making energon cubes*
We need to find out how they do that - convert our electricity to energon. We have plenty of ways to generate electricity, solar, wind, and hydro. There's old solar panels and such in storage, and we can get people to put them on their houses and such and collect the excess ourselves.
Why do we need energon? Quite simply, oil-based fuel is expensive to drill for and process. The fields are limited and can be bombed and sabotaged, as can the refineries. There's also many different types of oil-based fuel needed for various vehicles and other applications. Plus, we can only get it on Earth, and if we are to expand into space further, we need to be able to harness fuel from anywhere. From the data I've gathered, energon is the universal off world fuel.
The bug I planted on Sheppard during our investigation/battle back in November has allowed an operative to track him. That operative has reported that Sheppard did find something from the shipwreck, and it was handed over to Skyfire of the Autobots. I will see what I can find out about this, but if anyone encounters Skyfire before me, feel free to ask him what he knows.
Plague, I need the team to report on your mission. That problem needs to be dealt with ASAP.
The Vilnacron Project goes well, and we are gaining more information, expanding our network, and establishing a good reputation. We are being approached by the staff there and let them know we would be willing to establish a base to help fend off future attacks and that we wish to speak to the being(s) in charge about such.
As neither the Joes nor Autobots would attack a base on neutral territory, especially one that has a tourism/recreation, cultural teaching/learning bent, it is good to have backup space access. Ascension Wing Logistics has come up with a way we can use materials from past Cobra projects to make the base as self-sustaining as possible, and what we learn from this will serve us well in many areas, including invading other worlds.
Yesterday, Megatron attacked Veritas at her warehouse nightclub in LA. He was driven off, but Veritas was greatly injured. Ascension Wing had cleared as many people in a mile radius as possible, yes, we drew guns if we had to but did not get more assertive than necessary. Alpha Trion is here, along with Dust Devil, Starlock, and Ringtone. Due to Alpha Trion being an Autobot Space Shuttle, he accidentally did some damage to property when transforming. Anyone approaching the Masquerade is advised to inform Ascension Wing. I am not saying file flight plans or such, just radio.
Also, I need the good Decepticon Shell and the SNAKE suit brought here - Mama Sefu, I am going for it. You all know what to do.
FROM: Interrogator
We have gotten room on Vilnacron yesterday and have begun construction. When we are settled, we will be having a party and showcasing the projects we have been working on. Thank you all for your patience,
All non-active Ascension Wing personnel and their families have been moved to Vilnacron. While the base there is not self-sufficient yet, we have built barracks and plugged into Vilnacron's grid so we have power. Though Vilnacron has life support, we have a backup system that will function for at least 24 hours, though anything past 48 hours is a gamble with the amount of people there currently. As for my activities this month which culminated with the event that necessitated bed rest and requires me to rest still, I am writing the report. I will be sending the full report directly to you, Cobra Commander, so you may decide what the rest of Cobra should know and advise me on how he would like me to proceed. I have told Baroness what I will be focusing on in Eastern Europe, especially Russia. As for those of us in Ascension Wing who are active combat personnel, we're currently in California. The Crown City Palace has been vacated by us and the site returned to how it was. We have some things in Warehouses CLEARLY MARKED Ascension Wing, and I would ask for the safety of Cobra nobody go in those. I will not be held responsible for what happens if you do. We will be moving everything out of them as soon as we secure the site we will be using for our base here on Earth. We have turned control of the Road to Recovery help lines over to the the United Nations and World Health Organization under the condition callers remain anonymous unless they try infecting the system with the Silica Virus or something equally nasty.
Interrogator
Thank you, Zarana. The concert was amazing and I've been contacted through unofficial back channels by some high ranking LA first responders that the damages to property and injury to law enforcement the Dreadnoks and Freakfaces caused afterwards were acceptable considering the results they have seen so far.
Feb 26 - Solar Serpent Incident[]
To: Cobra
From: Interrogator
Upon the Odyssey being brought inside the Solar Serpent and me going to inspect it, Duke, Mara, and a team of Joes snuck out of a hidden compartment. Whatever new armor tech the Joes have, it decimated a squad of Techno-Vipers and damaged the Solar Serpent's bay. As Duke said there was a bomb on the Odyssey, I focused on jettisoning it before it could explode. It did release a glitter bomb. Thank you Zarana for getting the Techno-Vipers out of the Bay. We were able to save more than I thought. Also, thank you to Scalpel (Walker) and Dr Feelgood for helping with the wounded.Check for more glitter bombs and I'll see what I can find out about Duke's armor.
Interrogator Out
Feb 27 - Requisition Order[]
To: Cobra Attention: Logistics
From Interrogator
Interrogator appears on screen, helmet off. He is wearing a vaporizer mask that covers his nose and mouth that is protecting his respiratory system and releasing medicine to help heal it quicker. He looks a little drugged and jittery as he says evenly:
"Ascension Wing Logistics reports we have old solar, wind, and water electricity gathering equipment and the appropriate batteries for storage of such located in the warehouses listed in the attached file. As Cobra uses the latest such tech for ourselves, I suggest we give this older stuff to the poor of the world so they can become independent from their country's power grid. Not only will this generate good will, it will subvert the power of Big Oil and other non-renewable energy providers.
He smirks and continues, "I'm sure you realize that this will destabilize many governments, especially America. And we have plenty of desert in Cobra Unity for solar farms. Now, we can get those we give these things to to trade us the extra energy they generate so we can sell it and train those neighborhoods how to build more green energy generating devices and build factories, thus further weakening the hold of Big Energy and providing more economic freedom to the people.
He leans forward and says conspiratorily, "And who will they thank? Cobra."
"And when we do get the tech to convert electricity to energon, we have the network. Because as the enclosed report will show, it takes a lot of electricity to produce an energon cube. But I believe when you look at the whole system I've laid out here, we profit in so many ways.
Interrogator looks at the camera with a determined thousand yard stare and says hollowly, "I went into the cave and spoke with Megatron when he was injured and hiding and he doesn't care about Earth now that Cybertron is regenerating and producing its own energon." He snorts and says, "I had to remind him he controlled Trucial Abysmia and could go there to be repaired in peace. He doesn't care about Earth now, besides not wanting others to have it. And he has to extract revenge on Liege Maximo for what that Prime did to him. Because you do NOT control Megatron."
"Also, Megatron would like me to share something with those of Earth - He sees any Humans who help the Autobots, in any way, as enemies and that is why he repeatedly attacked. If, instead of listening to Optimus Prime and harboring the Autobots, Humanity had given Megatron and the Decepticons what they needed to get back to Cybertron, done the same with Optimus Prime and the Autobots, we wouldn't have had to suffer like we did."
"The Autobots took advantage of Spike and other stupid Humans and our collective ignorance and embroiled us in war over FOUR MILLION YEARS OLD!" Interrogator stands and says angrily, "You know the Great Library of Alexandria that us Humans destroyed? Supposedly the greatest collection of Human knowledge ever assembled in ancient times? It turns out the Autobots KNEW Humans had knowledge stored in them."
I'm going to warn you, this video is graphic and may be upsetting. It's part of what my helmet recorded on February 19th, 2023 and I almost died getting this knowledge. I'll have the full video up later. But I'm still shaken from what I learned. Me. Shaken. Doing what I trained my whole life for." He holds his forehead and then wipes his hand down his face, almost dislodging the vaporizer mask, and an unedited video clip plays with the feed from his helmet:
Soundwave speaks quietly. "He want the information but it may be too much for just one human. THey dont have storage capacities like ours do. They are not mechanical." he holds his head a moment. All the emotions.
<irc.dal.net> <DarkWaveSylveon> I asked my sergeant when do we finish our training sessions and he told me 'March' so I started doing laps. He was not happy.
Veritas Prime's finials wiggle back and forth. "They.. do.." she murmurs... "But they -do-.. it's just.. chemical strings, genetic memory it's all there.. a web, finely woven." voice soft, tendrils wafting towards the unconcious Lex. "Instead of hard memory, magnetic aligned molecules. Or quantul layered like mine. They have the capability. They lack the.. experience in.. organizing but they learn -so fast- they can do it."
<irc.dal.net> <AscensionWing> NP, dws :) Boss took a hit today, but Choirboy is there. Damn, calling for the Choir and the Wildcards...
Soundwave asks "Does he need a doctor?"
Choirboy says, "We got medical. As for genetic memory, that's where I was. Back when i was with the Chicago Outfit, the Mob, the Capo had a crazy Aunt who was into geneology and I picked it up as a hobby because I'd always have to go with her to these conferences."
<irc.dal.net> <Crimson> <conneccts>
"Lex thought there was something to it, as there was one incident where two members of AW were long lost brother and sister. They found out during pillow talk." Choirboy explains "After that, genetic testing for everybody."
Dust Devil smiles at Veritas, "I think they will learn and soon....but I can't give them information they haven't earned yet. That would be playing God and attract unwanted attention. Which is why much of what was downloaded to Dust Devil is also locked from him. What he asks now is history, which is easy enough to share. "
Soundwave shakes his head "They already dont care who they hurt, or who gets hurt knowing their secrets."
Veritas Prime braids those tendrils together so she can settle them against lex' cheeck, heaving a sigh. Her visor flickers, "You're playing god, now. Stormfront." tone flattening. "If you won't tell me, us about the 13. Then your time here is done. I've a club to run, a concert to prepare for. If you won't share knowledge, I'll find it another way."
The video clip ends and Interrogator looks at the camera with a haunted expression and says softly, "And then Choirboy and the team shocked me out of the coma I had collapsed into due to pushing myself for the past week - week and a half? - running full throttle with everything I am. 70 years of training and experience and knowledge. I believe Choirboy summed it up best when he quoted Oppenheimer
An unedited video clip is shown from Interrogator's helmet
Choirboy says evenly, "No, you proved him right. It could be done. And it's too late now. We must see this through to the end. He won't stop. We won't stop. To quote Oppenheimer "There must be no barriers to freedom of inquiry... There is no place for dogma in science. The scientist is free, and must be free to ask any question, to doubt any assertion, to seek for any evidence, to correct any errors. Our political life is also predicated on openness. We know that the only way to avoid error is to detect it and that the only way to detect it is to be free to inquire. And we know that as long as men are free to ask what they must, free to say what they think, free to think what they will, freedom can never be lost, and science can never regress."
Veritas Prime murmurs softly, "What have I -done-?!" bowing her head, shutting down as plating twitches tight to her frame.
Mar 02 - Russia[]
Interrogator-Alex calls Duke and leaves him a voice mail on the phone saying that if he and the Joes want in to get in touch. If Duke would have phoned Alexander back, he would tell him, "This can be handled In House if you and yours don't want to get entangled. Destroy the information I gave you and tell no one. We will try to get your Damsel some time starting on the March 5th." He gives the location. "If you are interested, radio me."
Mar 05 - Off World Tech[]
To: Cobra
From: Interrogator
It seems we're not the only Humans who have off world tech. The Joes have shown some, namely Duke's power armor suit that he used during the attack on the Solar Serpent, and IMORTAL and such organizations have shown they can take down Cybertronians and such threats. I will be compiling a list of those I know with off world and technology that can compete with off world threats and would like help doing so. If you can list any High-Level Technology they use, please add that.
ENCRYTED REPORT
To:Ranks 6 and up
From: Interrogator
As for Russia, I have found a base of theirs. The initial meeting will be this week. It probably won't be friendly. I might learn more about the Interrogator Project or find leads. I'll keep you posted.
Mar 05 - Dr's Orders[]
To: Dr Mindbender Cobra R&D Commander
From: Interrogator
Sir, I will have what few such bodies we have dropped off, though I'd like you to know we don't have many left after recent upgrades to Ascension Wing vehicles. The ones we do are so heavily damaged we didn't think it worth to strip for parts. We are working on Cybertronian smelting methods though and have made downloads of information to the proper departments for processing with the intent of then ending up in Cobra's General Library. Due to the Tyrest Accords, outright information may be unavailable, but there's ways around it. Like, modern smelting methods - no. Smelting methods from millions and millions of years ago - maybe, if you ask around in the right way... And we're getting better about knowing the right way... And the right beings.
Interrogator
DM to Dr. M[]
5 From: Interrogator At: Mon Mar 06 20:46:25 2023 (Conn)
Fldr : 0 Status: Unread
To : Mindbender
Subject: Soundwave
~ Soundwave knows you were looking for Veritas and she's badly injured. he can be reached on the Cobra Comms. I did not give him access to the comms, it's like he was always there.
Interrogator
If you want my position as R&D Field XO, I will only put up as much resistance as necessary to prevent losing respect. I do have a certain reputation to uphold, as I'm sure you understand. I want to focus off planet and on Ascension Wing and on my past - Namely the Interrogator Project. I feel that between Typhoid and yourself, you can reign in the really bad stuff Mindbender might want to do and cause and I can't do everything. Cobra needs a Field XO in R&D who can devote full efforts to the job.
Major Bludd, Duke, and I rescued Wisp and another prisoner from the Citadel. I got eyes on it. Cloaked eyes, so don't go fowling things up. We're all okay and nobody betrayed anybody. More information is coming. As for Soundwave, that was a crap show. I'll explain more tomorrow, but it's one thing to know something and another to fully understand the implications of it. He's very protective of Veritas and he overreacted. I had this mission today but have reached out to him. I'm in LA now.
The Citadel is scary, and we will need everyone on this. Off World Technology and Techno Biological experimentation and who knows what else. I smashed the most promising computer and have its hard drive. It's being processed, along with everything else, but it will take time. I have the other prisoner with me. I got two names I need everything we have on - Arkeville and Krieger.
Dr Mindbender, we need to talk, in person if necessary. To compare notes and knowledge.
I have heard and met beings from Alternate Universes. Somebody start tracking and researching those who are here. I know during the Great Flood there were some odd Joes and Cobras, but now I have met a Human who is from one where the Cybertronians are out of control and have no concern for our species. Many of those Cybertronians here do. Mindbender, I also need your data on Veri's Synthoid body and how you did the transfer. We also need to talk about other things.
Audio/Video File From Interrogator's Helmet with the extra stuff stripped out
Veri lifts a brow, stepping into the bath chamber to make speaking easier. She's got that knife out, absently playing with it as she thinks, dancing it between fingers slowly. "You're a man of action, skip the bullshit, the social niceties when push comes to shove." She shrugs, working on the speed of the blade across her knuckles, biting her lip as she concentrates, "I get it. It eats up -time-... Which you've said again and again, there isn't much of. For any number of your projects. Me? I think you need to make with the niceties and -listen- to more than what they're saying outright. There's a dance to the word games, oft the things that are not spoken are the clearest truths. At least... that's how I viewed them."
Interrogator sighs as he steps out of the shower and reaches for a towel, "They all seem to hate Mindbender and fear him. They don't understand that the Choir and the Wildcards were made to take him down, and then anybody else he consorted with or tried to take his place, do they?"
"Fear is an insidious thing." Veri notes, turning her back to give the man privacy. "And indoctrination? The power of re-arranging another's very thoughts to conform to your own wishes is... terrifying to the sane. To others it's simply a tool to be wielded like both a needle and a hammer. Fear of it happening -again- is enough to keep most in line. You can loathe what it did to you, and still follow those scars in your mind."
Interrogator says thoughtfully, "And that is my problem? That they lump me in with Mindbender and Kreiger? I've had it done to me, and I want to prevent it from happening again. That's the thing, isn't it? They used me for their experiments, and they taught me how to do what was being done to me to do to others. But when they tried to make me fully one of them, a monster... I didn't cross the line... I found a way out... "
Veri sighs, flipping the knife faster and faster. "Yes. it is your problem." She turns around, "You want to affect change. You want to -be- the change, bring it to others. You stand at the precipice of great possibilities. And you're still -chained- to your past. You've assembled, created, built, and nurtured a great thing, Interrogator. And the last step, the last mile, you falter because you can't see how what you say appears to those you want to sway. You say the same things over and over again, to the same people and they don't understand until you step back and realize it's not their lack of intellect, it's how you are presenting it." She sighs, stopping the knife's dance. "The Major started to see, when you slowed down. One thing at a time, one step. The baroness? My love, you baited the bear in her den, what did you expect?"
Section edited out
Interrogator stops and goes back to his clothes saying, "Mindbender was doing his thing, I was doing mine, and Cobra suffered because neither of us was sharing what we learned because we couldn't let the other find out." He lowers his head and says, "I really screwed that up."
<<Cobra>> Interrogator says, "I screwed Cobra because I couldn't risk letting Mindbender know how much I learned. No more. Baroness, I'll start downloading manuals Ascension Wing uses in Basic Training."
<<Cobra>> Baroness says, "And I will keep Mindbender in check."
I have ordered Over Kill to construct a solar farm outside of Crown City in the desert. It will be far enough away that Humans will not be harmed when/if it gets raided. Over Kill and the BATs are ordered to not defend it with violence. If it is attacked, Over Kill is to get himself and the BATS out of there and observe at a safe distance. For now, the energy will be stored on-site in batteries.
This Project Will Determine
How good my relationship with Megatron is
Who is interested in such a project and why
Can Over Kill actually build it on his own
Send all questions, comments, and concerns to me
Interrogator
Cobra Commander visited the Silent Castle last night and we spoke. He does have a plan and the best interest of Earth and its people at heart, so we all need to work together. Including with Dr Mindbender, whom he assures me he has under control. He revealed other details such as the Brainwave Scanner has been used in recent years to make mental backups of Command and Dr Mindbender's research into cloning was to make genetic backups as well. I would suggest somebody looking into exactly what Zarana has been doing with it as throwing random people in and messing with their heads is not a good idea. Look at me and what non-Brainwave Scanner Human mind control afthattery caused. Speaking of which, Cobra Commander said he would see what he could find out about the Interrogator Project and is having Typhoid and Scalpel help with Veri's Synthoid body and its stabilization.
Interrogator
Mar 27 - "AW Updates" - A pre-recorded message from Interrogator.
Yeah, this is text only people, cuz Spooky Boomer aka Boss Spooky aka Interrogator aka Lex has way too much crap running in here. Here it goes...
Thank you kindly for your hospitality Baroness, but Interrogator, Veri, and Soundwave have relocated. Also, thank you Scalpel for your skills and use of your Medi-BATS. Sick mods by the way, two thumbs up, will tell Over Kill if you don't see him first. I cleaned Destro's Bedchambers using Gargoyle's and Choirboy's knowledge of such. So between 3rd generation Mafia and early 30ish year old hardcore pervert, you can shine a blacklight without blinding yourself. They also seem to have solved their communication difficulties and are much calmer.
The situation in Siberia is more complex than originally thought as Cobra Commander mentioned an organization called Concurrence in the same sentence as Kreiger. Maybe those in IMORTAL might know more? Circuit Breaker doesn't know anything because she stopped hanging out with the Anti-Transformer crowd and hasn't really used her suit much these past years. Yeah. Interrogator chatted with her on IRC and she seems to be doing the civvie thing but she is willing to defend Earth if needed. Maybe she'd be willing to train or help with upgrading the BATs, Over Kill and other Co's and XO's?
On April 1 2023, Interrogator met with the LA office and restocked on Marijuana Vape Cartridges. Interrogator was baked out of his mind (don't worry Typhoid, he didn't fly. Big Shot made sure a Gyro Viper did and I was in my modified Shadow Viper armor) and decided to see who was watching the club and would send operatives in to take advantage of the situation. While none of Kreiger's or whatever Alphabet Soup was watching the place investigated, Artemis and an alt-universe Joe, who introduced himself as 'Eddie' and is Lifeline's counterpart there, followed him into Veri's club. Long story short, Artemis is sleeping in the corner, high and Eddie was excited to get tacos and a shower and meet a Cobra Officer. Eddie and Ebony and the rest of the Alt-Reality/Universe Joes are hard up for money, supplies, and employment. Eddie is also a Masochist so I'm giving him the phone number to the current Viper Guard CO - No, Sefu will NOT be serving in that position, he's Commanding Officer of Ascension Wing now - So Congratz, the promotion is permanent, Beatdown! Eddie gave me contact information, which I am forwarding to Baroness. Check your Slithermail, I titled it 'Ebony Lead' because you probably wouldn't open one titled 'Kinky Joes'.
Dr Mindbender, we have our data and research ready to trade when you are. Some time this week would be good, or next if we must. Keep stalling and Soundwave might get curious as to what you're hiding. Nobody wants a repeat of that, M'Kay? Also, Interrogator would like to enter into negotiations with you to meet with the leaders of Concurrence if you've made contact with them. Which, if you haven't, I'm sure Cobra Commander understands.
Please Don't Wake Spooky Boomer with an Air Horn on his Emergency Frequencies,
Pip
April 19 - AW Updates []
Interrogator appears in uniform in Peklabog and says coldly, "Be lucky you got the shoebox, Miles. What Ascension Wing has is on our vehicles. We have been sending data on how to forge Cybertronian and off world metals and such. If you've been checking the dowloads we have made to Cobra Island, you will find that while we did not in the past download blueprints and schematics for general use, we did and continue to download files that are needed so we don't have to risk men and machines killing Off Worlders for no reason other than parts. It's called sustainability, but I don't expect any of you to understand that concept."
He continues in a more professional voice, "If you want blueprints and schematics, including what we've gotten from dismembering bodies, use your R&D Credentials and snakemail Sefu. He's the one deciding which informationℹ️ gets released to who and why. He tells me that the Training Manuals have not been misused and some people are asking for more and the next stage so we will be sending the full compliment of beginning and intermediate manuals and training courses that are non-propriatary to Baroness so she can release them as she deems fit. If you need instructors, Sefu has a list of those who chose not to come to Crown👑 City palace when the call went out. This list will also go to Baroness. They'll get you through Beginning and Intermediate training, which will do for vipers and most code-named operatives. The Advanced training we'll talk about at a later date."
"We have Uniform and Vehicle designs and have sources for raw materials. Unfortunately, it has been realized that unless we have factories and such I don't know about, we might have to involve Destro and MARS, as they have assembly lines and manufactories we can convert. No, we don't need the whole company. No, I do not want to see Off World technology for sale in a MARS Catalogue. Megatron has made it clear what I need to do to keep him off Earth🌍 and focused on Cybertron and Singularity's Boss. You know, the one who was going to use the Sun☀️ to destroy Earth🌍? Yeah.
Any Special Wants or Needs, Snakemail Me,
Interrogator
April 27 - Moscow[]
To: Cobra
From: Interrogator
Moscow is odd. I have seen no homeless or stray dogs and Stranzi's is closed. Stranzi's has been the premier pastry baker since Moscow was founded and never closed. There's other things too a native would notice that are off. If you go, be careful.
Interrogator
ADDITIONAL REPORT TO RANKS 6+
The city feels like it did during the height of the Cold War and there are more patrols. I know the difference between police and military, and there's more military. I did scope out the entrance to the neighborhood where the bunker is we used during the Quintesson Invasion and nobody was in the streets. I didn't enter it because all the defenses were up. I will try to contact the Kirstovs as the intelligence I have affects them as well.
May 9 - Please Build More []
To: Cobra, especially Over Kill
From: Interrogator
Good job, Over Kill and the rest of BATnet. Now, if you'd like, you can build another solar farm, expand the one you built, or see me about a more advanced project.
Interrogator
May 14 - Requisition Orders []
Since Mindbender told Interrogator he could use whatever he needed as far as supplies, a lot of Requisition orders have been made by Logistics Officers codenamed Yogurt, President Skrooby, and Dark Bucket who were assigned to Sefu and and moved when he did. The first of the items they requested for the LA Ascension Wing Office Neighborhood are the newest solar panels that could be mounted on buildings there, along with rain and water collection and filtration systems. There have been more orders put in that went to Cobra Unity for mounting on buildings there
Those Logistics Officers also requested the materials for the Solar Farm Over Kill built in Cobra Unity, but those are the oldest ones made for solar farming.
Obviously, somebody didn't expect it to succeed or last long...
May 14 - Reporting In []
To: Cobra *Urgent*
From: Interrogator
Thank you for your concern, Baroness. It was warranted, as I was working on Peklabog's systems and the energon boosters malfunctioned. I will not bore you with technical details, but it triggered a chain reaction that messed up many systems on both the Sky Serpent and my helmet. Comms were one of them. When you heard, "Nope, kill comms" (ooc it was on the general Cobra IC channel) you picked up me talking to Sefu. Sadly, the malfunction also caused the message about undergoing maintenance from Vilnacron to trigger. Due to the potential dangers of working on Off World tech, I was in an undisclosed location and need to remain there. It should be safe for me to report to you in person within 2 weeks, once I am sure I am safe to be around, as your health and those of my fellow Cobra are of utmost importance.
As for Inquisitor, I share your concern for her, as recently, there was the death of two Joes on a combat mission, the Strange events at the May 1 2023 Convention where Storm Shadow was assassinated, and the strange disappearance of the Civilian passenger Air Plane near Britain, just to name a few generally known suspicious activities.
Interrogator
May 21 - Peklabog Repaired[]
To:Cobra
From: Interrogator
Peklabog is fully operational. The energon boosters blew while I was trying to get to Cobra Island to speak with those there. All comms are open, and I can respond without risking Our Enemies finding me and the tech. Awaiting orders while looking for Inquisitor.
Interrogator
May 29 - Where Things Stand[]
To: Cobra
From: Interrogator
The signs you have been Programmed By Mindbender and Inquisitor are:
Migraines lasting multiple days, often severe.
Confusion and Avoidance when those around you try to help find the cause of the Migraines.
Interrogator
06-01-2023: 2022 Summary[]
To:Cobra
From Interrogator
Here is a list of what I did when and why. This covers December of 2022
There is a ripple of space itself to the sunward side of Earths moon. From it emerges a series of ships, sleek, dark, sporting an ancient Cybertronian emblem.
Singularity
Trucial Abysmia is a Decepticon territory, as said by Banshee
Singularity is looking for Lost Colony Records
Singularity hates organics, but says Earth hosts far more advanced species from time to time
Planetary Key is mentioned
Sigularity said on Broadband: We will reclaim what is -ours-.. And there is little you can go to stop my Liege. Pray to whatever gods you hold dear that he will overlook your filthy organic species. Or pray that your demise will be swift as we cyberform your planed and eradicate your species like the filth it is!
Interrogator went to Starlight Mansion and deployed stun gas grenades
Choirboy fired Silencer, an Ascension Wing device meant to stun opponents. It was unsuccessful against Major Bludd and Kimber because of Professional DJ grade Earplugs
Interrogator lost his temper on Broadband after Spike spoke and Interrogator was shot 3 times by Major Bludd
Interrogator realizes the Silica Virus aftermath is like an addiction
OOC NOTE: Anything Interrogator said about Ascension Wing/Ascension Project could've been overheard and passed around and through the rumor mill by now.
Alpha Trion lives again, in a new, more powerful body. Standing over 9 meters tall, the Sage of Cybertron wears a samurai-like purple helmet, with a dramatically sweeping crest. His sky-blue optics are focused and sharp and his white mustache and beard are immaculately maintained. A pale red collar protects his neck. A dramatic white cape extends from flared, spiked purple shoulder pads. His chest is silver with a glowing yellow orb at the center. His arms are lean but powerful, and his legs stand firmly on the ground. This is no doddering old mech, expounding cryptic advice. This is the warrior who led the Autobots against the Quintessons.
There was a huge battle between Singularity, Megatron, and Trypticon. Megatron won
Interrogator tells Alpha Trion about the Shadow in Veritas that urges her to sleep
Galactic Payphones are a thing (see Interrogator for Galactic Phone Cards)
Interrogator was able to pilot Veritas to Cybertron, but the landing was rough
Interrogator explains he has people on Vilnacron
Storm Shadow says it's 'Pet Play' (Do NOT internet search that at work!!!)
Interrogator mentions Ascension Wing forged a weapon from him from the scrap they collected from the 01-01-2023 battle against Singularity in space
Interrogator said General Hawk came to visit him and the Wing at the field hospital they had set up to help with Silica Virus Recovery
Cobra Commander wants Baroness to put Wiretap on a project to build a Comms Array capable of reaching Cybertron. Wiretap is retired, so Cypher would be the next logical choice (I know Baroness and Cypher were in the process of gathering materials for one and it got canceled so we can pick that up again)
Interrogator tells Cesspool he's interested in energon
Interrogator says the Kirstovs have been buying up old Soviet bases and converting them to luxury survivalist bunkers since the Quintesson Invasion
Interrogator is not happy Cobra is back into Compound Z
Interrogator suggests to Cesspool he look into weapons that puncture Cybertronian armor and then release corrosives, as well as area effect knock out and neutralizing weapons
Cesspool mentions the Joes went Off World to help some aliens and gave the name 'Romulos (ooc note: Nebulous)
AnzacPoet links to a Silica Virus infected Jem song and Scorpio (Sefu) rus the HUNTER/PURGER program and cleans the file
There Will Be More Later,
Interrogator
June 4 - Business Trip []
To: Cobra
From: Interrogator
Going Dark here Sunday 06-04-2023 until Wednesday 06-07-2023. Will try to send a report earlier if possible. I will take full responsibility for the actions of myself and Ascension Wing if this goes wrong and try to keep Cobra out of it.
Interrogator
June 5 - Russia Report[]
To: Rank 6+
From: Interrogator
I wasn't physically hurt on my trip. I do need to stay in California at least Tuesday and will need to check on and research a few things as a result of my trip. Be extra careful in Russia and former Soviet areas. Baroness, I will be contacting you with details.
Interrogator
June 12 - February 2023 Summary []
https://tfumux.fandom.com/wiki/Inventory,_Cobra_Style 02-03-2023 THIS LOG IS IMPORTANT AS IT EXPLAINS ASCENSION WING'S GOALS AND MOTIVES AND PLANS FOR ACHIVING THEM
Storm Shadow comes to Crown👑 City Palace in Cobra Unity where Ascension Wing is based
Interrogator explains Ascension Wing work arounds to the Tyrest Accords
Interrogator explains how Ascension Wing gets Off World News and Informationℹ️ through General News and Informationℹ️ Feeds (think of how on Earth🌍 we have News Sites and newsletters, like https://wgntv.com/ and https://www.popularmechanics.com/email/popularmechanics-newsletter)
On IRC Interrogator says he cant fit into many people's pants, but he can get into almost anyone's pants
On IRC Subspace pockets are mentioned and Interrogator says he's looking into them
on IRC, Megatron logs on and after some comments about pants and kinks, logs off
Interrogator radios Storm shadow about Baron Ironblood being an imposter and to also look into the Black Major
At The Ray of Sunshine in LA, Interrogator tells Storm Shadow what he knows about Russia
Interrogator tries some light healing using psionics on Major Bludd and Storm Shadow
Interrogator finds out using psionics on Ninjas makes them try to punch you
Interrogator also notes there's one guy from Japan not into giant robots and tentacles
Interrogator says Ascension Wing's Psionics are based off of sound frequencies and light wavelengths and it all coming down to electricity, electro-magnetic fields and frequencies
Interrogator mentions he might be immune to the Brainwave Scanner
Interrogator mentions Synthoids on IRC to Maat and others
Interrogator speaks with major Bludd about the Coltonbolt, Duke's Armor, and his fears on Cobra Commander's response to Broca's Destruction and the attack on the Solar Serpent and the stolen Stellar Stiletto
Interrogator, Major Bludd, and Duke meet in the LA Coffee Shop to discuss plans for rescuing Wisp from the Siberian Citadel
Interrogator lets them on the Ascension Wing Comms
June 15 - False Information[]
To: Cobra
From: Interrogator
Interrogator appears in a video post with his helmet off. He looks tired and says coldly with a thin smile, "I was fooled by an old enemy's offspring into believing I knew Inquisitor's identity. This has been proven false, and the offspring have been dealt with appropriately.
He says gently and honestly, "I apologize for any hardship this has caused anyone, especially the wrongfully accused, and will investigate more thoroughly in the future."
"Bleepards got me good!", he growls angrily as he shuts off the camera📷, which by what else appears in the feed is the one in his helmet.
June 16 - Barghest []
To: Cobra
From: Interrogator
As Barghest is involved in an important mission for Cobra, and I have personally visited and seen to him Friday, he can continue with the mission. As for banning and denying medical⚕️ care to Barghest, Scalpel, that's between you and him. Banning those he may need for the mission to progress from access to supplies and medical⚕️ care is overridden, as I outrank Scalpel.
Interrogator
June 25 - MASS Materials List[]
To: Cobra
ATTN: Barghest
From: Interrogator
A quick search of R&D databases lists the following:
Radioactive☢️ Crystals
Heavy Water
Crushed Metallic Ore
I wasn't involved in the Project, so if there's more needed, I can dig deeper. If anyone has more informationℹ️ available, feel free to add it.
Interrogator
July 8 - Ascension Wing[]
To:Cobra
From: Interrogator
Interrogator is in a bed🛏️ in a nice guest room, recording this on his helmet. He's wearing his G1 Uniform still, but has no weapons. He exhausted, but not as shellshocked.
He says quietly, "Cobra Commander seems to be back. I will speak with him more, to confirm things. I will need to go get Peklabog, as I was dropped off as a precaution. We've all dealt with Imposters before and like I said on Broadband, Trust, but Verify. Too bad those paranoid *bleepards* in Russia didn't follow it. Too bad I'm as paranoid as them. I admit it though, so can work on it."
He reaches out and shuts down the recording.
July 9 - Thank You, Walker []
To: Cobra
From Interrogator
Thank you for your lovely freed ad. Here's your payment, in informationℹ️. With tip added.
Your theme song is https://youtu.be/b0NlXKPaqZg
July 9 - Materials and Manuals[]
To: Command, Barghest
From: Interrogator
If Baroness or anyone hasn't already, I can meet with you to give you Ascension Wing Training Manuals and discuss what aid I can provide. Ascension Wing is a mobile Intel/R&D Field Unit focused on Off World Tech. We fund ourselves, since Cobra Commander generously didn't kill us when we took off with our vehicles.
It seems maybe Earth🌍 might be better prepared for what's out there and what's coming than I thought, it's just getting all the pieces together.
September 3 - Back From Russia[]
To: Cobra
From: Interrogator
I've been in Russia seeing to things and speaking with the people about what to do when the Dire Wraiths are evicted or killed. Though reluctantly, that included the October Guard💂. Russia does not want foreign rule, including Cobra and the plans for the reworking of the government include the old KGB and current Russian Mob as possibly assisting me on off world missions as they are extremely angry that this happened and frequently ask "Where were the EDC and Autobots? Why hasn't anyone done anything about preventing Off Worlders entering Earth🌍?" While I explained Ascension Wing has been trying, we were trying to do so under the radar and with limited resources and personnel as the project was ordered to be kept secret, even from other Cobra. I did share with them non-combat knowledge of Off-World as I do not want to see this happen again, whether to Russia or elsewhere on Earth🌍. Victor Kirstov V has been assisting me with the meetings and they do appreciate those who have helped.
As for the times I was not meeting or scouting, I was going through the data and samples I had and also informationℹ️ Ascension Wing and I had gathered about Off World. I see Barghest has captured a Cybertronian and will be returning to Cobra Island immediately to assist in studying it, as well as the crystals for the MASS Device and any other projects needed.
Good job,
Interrogator
September 11 - Dr Walker is Correct[]
TO: Cobra
FROM: Interrogator
Dr Walker "Scalpel" is correct in diet playing an import part in the life of a Soldier, and anyone. Wars, and even Battles have been lost due to malnutrition and/or lack of clean drinking water. Ascension Wing has been on diets to help them be their best for years, and we would not have gotten as far as we have without proper nutrition. Diets, like any other regimen, require a specialist to determine which is best for you and you need to be honest with the dietician. I'm not saying you have to follow it perfectly, after all, even I have some Vodka or Brandy now and then and vape. I know some Wing members go out to Fast Food places, however, we do so in moderation and inform the dietician.
Barghest, I know the woman👩 in the picture you posted and, when you have time, would like to speak with you about her. She's not my experiment, however, I have reasons for wanting her free to observe what she does and how. I know there is a Male♂️ out there, but have yet to meet him in person. He utterly trolled me on dal.net however. He should be considered as dangerous as her and I have reasons why he should be free as it will increase the chances of me meeting him in-person for detailed assessment and I want to observe what he does and how. The answer to 'Why' I already know and it ties into the Alternate Universes that are leaking into ours. They claim their Universe was destroyed and was emboiled in a War with the Decepticons where even the Autobots treated Humans like trash and Non-Entities. A cautionary tale, as I can not confirm, however, I have shown how the Autobots gaslight our species and have since reactivating in the 1980's.
I did try to get informationℹ️ from Eddie "Deadline" on how he got here, all he said was he was driving in the South West United States at over 80 (or was it 88?) mph when iot happened. He has gone back and tried to find the portal and failed. What disturbs me is he saw no machinery, technology, or anything out of the ordinary.
The National Enquirer has published articles on the Russia situation and while a gossip rag that also published 'details' about my relationship with Veritas/Veri needs to have an eye👁️ kept on it. Tele-Viper 6988 aka 'Perv Queen' brought those articles to my attention while I was reading the Cobra reports as I didn't keep up with while in Russia.
Choirboy continues to try to establish himself as Cobra's connection to the Underworld to replace our presence there we lost when Headman went rogue through the Mafia and Sefu's contacts in Africa, along with mine in Russia. Unfortunately, he requires The Choir to do so, which means Ascension Wing is down Combat Personnel. The good news is they're not using space capable vehicles and using mostly older tech. There's still a squad able to respond to Space/Off World emergencies though, and Choirboy has Showstopper.
As for the mission at the Bikini👙 Atoll, I have been negligent in my duties and Over Kill and his BATs have suffered because of it. I will be sending Barghest, as BAT🦇 Commanding Human, the schematics and upgrades Ascension Wing and I came up with for the BATs. Over Kill can only function as well as he is updated and upgraded and his BATs the same. I intend to focus more attention on upgrading all of Cobra's Non-Organic Technology as I'm rather upset about certain aspects of Organic Experimentation currently. If Dr Mindbender wishes to meet and discuss things, I am available. If he'd rather I give what I'm willing to to Cobra Commander, I am willing to do so.
My Radio📻 is on, Comms Open,
Interrogator
September 11 - To:Cobra Commander []
*Due to the mismashed formatting of the send code, possibly a result of the experimental parts of Peklabog's sensors malfunctioning. just go with it so y'all can rp off it*
Sir, you have my intel on Greathawk and have probably read the documents I sent you so know why I wish her and the male♂️ to remain free. Sadly, Earth🌍 needs the EDC as I do not believe even with the knowledge I've gained I can have Cobra ready to face Liege.
I'm having a hard time convincing Russians we can do something about their problem. I haven't heard from Kreiger or Iron Klaw and the silence disturbs me. Also, while the Wing is trying it's damnedest, we're not getting the raw materials we need on the scale we need because there's hoarding of war supplies. Neither are we able to secure the facilities we need to mass produce vehicles. I'm afraid I'm failing at making Ascension Wing entirely self-sustaining, and Ascension Wing was to be the test if Cobra could become so as well. So looks like Destro is our only option. I want the Crimson Twins to write up bulletbroof copywrites for what I share with him, as well as Mindbender, or anyone else. I do not want the knowledge I have falling into the wrong hands or used for the wrong purposes. Too much already has.
I did bring up asteroid mining in our galaxy to Barghest and Over Kill as Logistics has found metals and such we'd need in the belt, it's just too dangerous for Humans with our current tech. Mining is easier than building a solar farm, and Over Kill did that successfully so he can learn and adapt and pass it on to the rest of the BATs. It is imperative he is not wiped or replaced at this time as we'd have to start from scratch and reteach his replacement everything. I will respect Barghest's Command of Over Kill and the BATs and with a heavy heart❤️ participate in raids and theft of what we need. War makes us all immoral and unethical, I just don't want to slide as far as Kreiger or Iron Klaw. I've worked too damn hard to pull myself out of The Bastard of Borovia mindset and behaviors
I did leave Veri a letter breaking up with her but am regretting it severely. She's the only one who really understood me and wanted to know me on a deep personal level. Unfortunately, there's a lot happening and you need me in R&D on Cobra Island or in the field gathering knowledge and materials. We all know I'm a workaholic and put too much on myself.
I had to pull those I had on Mindbender off him as The Choir is securing what Choirboy can of the Underworld in case we need to move people or supplies in secret due to a planetary invasion and occupation. Headman really screwed us when he went rogue and I hope Artemis finds him because what she does to him is nothing compared to what I will. He's responsible for not being where he should to alert us to the Human Trafficking and who knows what else? I know Scalpel is involved with the cartels in South and Central America, and that's a mess we can thank the CIA and others for. Cobra needs to clean the underworld because Tomas told me he was after Human Traffickers and those who did Unethical and Immoral experiments on Humans and we don't want Ninja Rampage. I suggest making sure Mindbender and Typhoid and anyone else who does such things know the dangers, Ascension Wing will not be engaging in Human Experimentation without proper consent, you know we're experimenting on ourselves.
To: Cobra, flagged important for R&D, Medical⚕️, Intel, and Barghest
From: Interrogator
I have traced the genetics and the machine used to make the GI Joe Mara, who was made by Cobra, was also used to make the two we have imprisoned now, Rapture and Thunderpunch, and is also responsible for the modifications done to Wisp and Greathawk and the experiments we encountered in Russia. Obviously, the machine and process have been upgraded and updated over the years. Whether or not whatever there was in Australia can also be traced to the machine has yet to be determined. The relevant data has been sent to both R&D and Medical⚕️, and Barghest. I've also included the data I was able to pick⛏️ up with Peklabog's scanners.
Interrogator
October 14 - MASS Materials
To: Command
From: Interrogator
Russia wants energon bad. I don't know for what and have not given or sold them any, however, if we need to trade some for the materials for the MASS Device, we haven't been tapping the Solar Farm in Cobra Unity for electricity to convert to energon. I'm still waiting to hear from Kreiger or Iron Klaw, but based on my fight with Greathawk at Chernobyl, there will need to be a shift in tactics.
If something happens, I figured I should let the next player, and my fellow curious MUXers know my suggested reading list. Here it is!
College level Psychology textbook, the more recent the better, Hint - visit the nearest College Town when the students are moving out and find the Used Student Bookstore and/or someone majoring in the subject. That way you get it cheap, and sometimes they take the textbooks they won't buy back for recycling purposes. Then you might get it free!
College level Sociology textbook, the more recent the better, same Hint as above.
U.S. Army Intelligence and Interrogation Handbook, by The Lyons Press, Internet, auctions
U.S. Army Intelligence Interrogation, by the U.S. Army, Internet, auctions
Ragnar's Guide to Interviews, Investigations, and Interrogations, by Benson, bookstores, Internet, auctions
Criminal Interrogation and Confessions (I had the Fourth edition in 2010, but I've had it for a few years), by Inbau, Reid, Buckley, Jayne,http://www.reid.com/?gclid=CIbVxI6doaUCFQTNKgodwiZRvg is the official webpage for The Reid Technique, Internet, auctions, your local Police Station might give you an old copy free or cheap
Anatomy of Interrogation Themes The Reid Technique of Interviewing and Interrogation, by Louis C. Senese, http://www.reid.com/?gclid=CIbVxI6doaUCFQTNKgodwiZRvg is the official webpage for The Reid Technique, Internet, auctions, your local Police Station might give you an old copy free or cheap
Winning Through Intimidation, by Robert J. Ringer, used bookstore, Internet, auctions
The Bible (King Jame's Version), by God, Jesus, the Disciples, and others, any general bookstore, Internet, auction
Tao Te Ching, by Lao Tzu, any general bookstore, Internet, auction
Hua Hu Ching, by Lao Tzu, any general bookstore, Internet, auction
Street Ninja, by Skinner, bookstores, Internet, auction
Sadly, I have moved more than a few times since I wrote the above list and no longer have the majority of those books, but here is a list of songs and books that I have bought on iTunes and Amazon.
Self Hypnosis Tame Your Inner Dragons Clinical and Psychic Use of Trance by Noel Eastwood
10-Minute Mindfulness: 71 Simple Habits for Living in the Present Moment by S.J. Scott and Barry Davenport
Magic Words and Language Patters: The Hypnotist's Essential Guide to Crafting Irresistible Suggestions by Karen Hand
Gallery[]
Preferred Vehicles[]
Battle Copter (1991 - 1992)
F.A.N.G. or MAMBA (1992 - 2018)
MAMBA (Veles) or Sky Serpent Peklabog (2018 - 2024)
There is a ripple of space itself to the sunward side of Earths moon. From it emerges a series of ships, sleek, dark, sporting an ancient Cybertronian emblem.
Singularity
Trucial Abysmia is a Decepticon territory, as said by Banshee
Singularity is looking for Lost Colony Records
Singularity hates organics, but says Earth hosts far more advanced species from time to time
Planetary Key is mentioned
Sigularity said on Broadband: We will reclaim what is -ours-.. And there is little you can go to stop my Liege. Pray to whatever gods you hold dear that he will overlook your filthy organic species. Or pray that your demise will be swift as we cyberform your planed and eradicate your species like the filth it is!
Interrogator went to Starlight Mansion and deployed stun gas grenades
Choirboy fired Silencer, an Ascension Wing device meant to stun opponents. It was unsuccessful against Major Bludd and Kimber because of Professional DJ grade Earplugs
Interrogator lost his temper on Broadband after Spike spoke and Interrogator was shot 3 times by Major Bludd
Interrogator mentions starting a recover group for the Silica Virus
(OOC NOTE: later that day in LA Coffee House https://tfumux.fandom.com/wiki/Magic_Cure )
Interrogator meets Major Bludd for coffee
Interrogator realizes the Silica Virus aftermath is like an addiction
OOC NOTE: Anything Interrogator said about Ascension Wing/Ascension Project could've been overheard and passed around and through the rumor mill by now.
Alpha Trion lives again, in a new, more powerful body. Standing over 9 meters tall, the Sage of Cybertron wears a samurai-like purple helmet, with a dramatically sweeping crest. His sky-blue optics are focused and sharp and his white mustache and beard are immaculately maintained. A pale red collar protects his neck. A dramatic white cape extends from flared, spiked purple shoulder pads. His chest is silver with a glowing yellow orb at the center. His arms are lean but powerful, and his legs stand firmly on the ground. This is no doddering old mech, expounding cryptic advice. This is the warrior who led the Autobots against the Quintessons.
There was a huge battle between Singularity, Megatron, and Trypticon. Megatron won
Interrogator tells Alpha Trion about the Shadow in Veritas that urges her to sleep
Galactic Payphones are a thing (see Interrogator for Galactic Phone Cards)
Interrogator was able to pilot Veritas to Cybertron, but the landing was rough
Interrogator explains he has people on Vilnacron
Storm Shadow says it's 'Pet Play' (Do NOT internet search that at work!!!)
Interrogator mentions Ascension Wing forged a weapon from him from the scrap they collected from the 01-01-2023 battle against Singularity in space
Interrogator said General Hawk came to visit him and the Wing at the field hospital they had set up to help with Silica Virus Recovery
Cobra Commander wants Baroness to put Wiretap on a project to build a Comms Array capable of reaching Cybertron. Wiretap is retired, so Cypher would be the next logical choice (I know Baroness and Cypher were in the process of gathering materials for one and it got canceled so we can pick that up again)
Interrogator tells Cesspool he's interested in energon
Interrogator says the Kirstovs have been buying up old Soviet bases and converting them to luxury survivalist bunkers since the Quintesson Invasion
Interrogator is not happy Cobra is back into Compound Z
Interrogator suggests to Cesspool he look into weapons that puncture Cybertronian armor and then release corrosives, as well as area effect knock out and neutralizing weapons
Cesspool mentions the Joes went Off World to help some aliens and gave the name 'Romulos (ooc note: Nebulous)
Storm Shadow comes to Crown👑 City Palace in Cobra Unity where Ascension Wing is based
Interrogator explains Ascension Wing work arounds to the Tyrest Accords
Interrogator explains how Ascension Wing gets Off World News and Informationℹ️ through General News and Informationℹ️ Feeds (think of how on Earth🌍 we have News Sites and newsletters, like https://wgntv.com/ and https://www.popularmechanics.com/email/popularmechanics-newsletter)
On IRC Interrogator says he cant fit into many people's pants, but he can get into almost anyone's pants
On IRC Subspace pockets are mentioned and Interrogator says he's looking into them
on IRC, Megatron logs on and after some comments about pants and kinks, logs off
Interrogator radios Storm shadow about Baron Ironblood being an imposter and to also look into the Black Major
At The Ray of Sunshine in LA, Interrogator tells Storm Shadow what he knows about Russia
Interrogator tries some light healing using psionics on Major Bludd and Storm Shadow
Interrogator finds out using psionics on Ninjas makes them try to punch you
Interrogator also notes there's one guy from Japan not into giant robots and tentacles
Interrogator says Ascension Wing's Psionics are based off of sound frequencies and light wavelengths and it all coming down to electricity, electro-magnetic fields and frequencies
Interrogator mentions he might be immune to the Brainwave Scanner
Interrogator mentions Synthoids on IRC to Maat and others
Interrogator speaks with major Bludd about the Coltonbolt, Duke's Armor, and his fears on Cobra Commander's response to Broca's Destruction and the attack on the Solar Serpent and the stolen Stellar Stiletto
-Intererogator, Major Bludd, and Duke meet at the Siberian Citadel (later leveled by the Outside Crew in the Return to the Citadel, though some of the Wing stayed to make sure only Iron Klaw survived and scavenge what they could)
-Nobody betrays anybody, in fact there’s a brief argument over who stays behind to stall the baddies if things go sideways. This is repeated more than once, everybody gets out though, and there’s a bonus person! :)
-Inty learns Duke’s armor, the Joe Neb-Tech (Yes, I’ve been told there’s different levels, and I know Staff/Admins are working on a tech list on Slack. I deleted the link when I stepped down from it and have no clue if it’s complete or what stage it’s in.), has a small buzz-saw, a computer, small EMPs, and figures there’s more.
-The orderly said “General” when he heard his voice and Greathawk said “Kreiger” to start a threat that would’ve made my RL WWII Marine Grandfather proud if she hadn’t censored herself due to game rating ;) dropping Kreiger’s desc here for now so I don’t need to hunt for it later, need to ask if Greathawk would’ve described him while Inty held her trying to determine if it was safe to release her and help her heal because in the log, Inty never actually saw him..
Kreiger
General ArmiiGarrison "BLITZ" Kreiger is a strong, powerful man. His left eye looks dead, and it is bisected by a long red scar that runs from Blitz's forehead all the way down his left cheek. His skin is pale, but his thick eyebrows are black, as is the mustache that runs on either side of his mouth, as well as his closely cut beard. He speaks English, German, and Russian with an American Cincinnati Midwestern accent. He sports the Russian uniform his own specialized unit -- The IRON Army. Black gloves cover his hands. He's never without his signature M1911 sidearm, and in combat he carries a missile launcher and a whip made of barbed wire as well.
-“And in here, we have the first successful variation of the genetic splicing series. A frivolous use perhaps, but one with great potential for long term involvement in all manner of operations. Personal indulgement to weaponized enhancements. Don't mind the other one, we're still unraveling her genetic code. She's been useful as a stabilizing DNA segment to the myriad chains we're been utilizing in combination." A voice is heard speaking in slow, accented english That’s Kreiger speaking, so Inty has his voice on file. .
-Selena’s name is said and she pops her armor on. Inty is highly interested in the armor. Kreiger says Greathawk’s name.
-Inty does a smash and dash with Cui, the war pick made from parts knocked off Singularity and the ships that came with her in the Space Battle,taking a hard drive from the most promising computer. (NOTE TO STAFF/ADMIN: Feel free to break this apart or down however you decide. As he fried the one Iron Klaw was going for in the Second Visit, this is the only one he personally got from the Citadel, though after it was bombed, some AW Members were left behind to make sure only what Inty wanted to get out, did. And to see what they coils scavenge, cuz that’s kinda their thing. As he used Cui, and it is made of unique materials those in the Citadel might have been able to detect and want to study, feel free to have them had done so. They had plenty of time before the first and second visits and they certainly had motive. Also, while Inty’s Uniform may have changed, the shape and basic look of his helmet did not, and that helmet might have been what they made the distinguishing characteristic of those victims in the Interrogator Project so they could be recognized in the field if they went rogue. Inty thinks he’s the last surviving victim, but there could be others that survived… dum-dum-dum)
-Interrogator tells Greathawk he was a KGB project too in an attempt to put her at ease when she wakes. He says it was called The Interrogator Project.
-Interrogator laughs and says, "I'm codenamed Interrogator, call me Alex." He relaxes and says with a knowing look, "The hole, The Hole, The HOLE, or THE HOLE? Any of those are better than waking up and watching them do things to you."
-Greathawk raises a brow, "I'd crack my usual joke here but I'm still sore from.. eh.. stuff. Oh.. Th' last one. Knees to chest, dark, cold, wet. Burns knitted together and that was itchy coming back out."
-“Greathawk. Captain Selena Greathawk, EDC Spec Ops. Or I was." is her introduction of herself.
The detailed medical info on Greathawk I got from her Player and is in the other Google Doc that is totally spoiler heavy and I forgot who I gave access to this to so let me know how you want me to handle it, because I will cut and paste or cross-reference, whichever is easier and doesn’t ruin anything for anyone :)
-Waiting a moment to get her balance before shrugging off her top, turning her back out of politeness. There's scarring along her spine and a wide-wing'd hawk tattoo crossing her shoulder blades.
-"Which ones? Some are from him trying to stick stuff into me, yeah. Others were to see if they could leave scars. And some.. are from home. Before.. and after. I've been shot, stabbed, in car wrecks, blown out of the sky, almost crushed a few times by.. Cybertronians." She shrugs, stepping into the sweat pants.
-Greathawk leans on the gurney to work a sock on and snorts, "Leveling a city block was the least damaging. Their war came to our mother earth and it was -horrific-. But.." She teeters, hissing a moment, breathing slow and deep. "Some weren't as.. horrible. Still treated us like weird little pets though. Always pissed me off but.. Smile Greathawk, place nice with the Autobots, they're our allies."
-Greathawk blinks, "Got a frequency list? Got a subdermal.. makes things easier. Mandibular implant." He does so
-Inty tells Duke and Major Bludd what little he knows of Kreiger at the time.
-Duke asks Inty to ask Greathawk if she knows a “Nate Briar” and she’s surprised he’s alive. -Duke describes Nate as a brunette with a weird, flying, transforming EDC device.
-Inty had spoken with Nate and exchanged a picture of Pek for one of Nate’s Glaive and that the last location he knew Nate was at was Cybertron trying to get parts to fix it. Mentions oil is expensive and a lot is needed to get to Cybertron (It’s how I tried to explain why Inty and other Humans couldn’t get there any time they wanted because I had no idea of tech level or how the gate/bridge system worked, I did ask Staff/Admin about the gate/bridge system and there was confusion so just been saying AW bribes a merchant vessel to let a cloaked Pek sneak through with it and kept trips to Cybertron to a minimum.)
-(If I can follow this, because the blood family I’ve needed to keep track of has been 10 people at most and talk of the family I’ve never met or only seen once like who’s related to who who did/does what and then this relative… leads me to info overload as I try to: remember if I ever met these “relatives”, keep track, sort, and organize it in my head while being able to respond to the person telling it to me)
-Duke says Nate has an Alt-Reality Cousin. Inty remembers Nate saying he had a cousin named “Marissa?”. Concealer is related to Flint based off that, according to Duke, who admits he can’t keep track of it. Greathawk blinks, "Nate's got a giant ass family. I served under his cousin before reassignment." She smiles wildly and attempts to peck Alex on the cheek. "Thank you."
-Then Inty doesn’t get what’s on the EDC channel so he don’t know that unless told by Greathawk or others.
Now to what is happening at the same time, which is Soundwave about to start WW III if he don’t get to investigate the site where Verits was attacked and then disappeared from. After much discussion with the RAAF and everyone involved across multiple channels, some of which Inty had access to and some he did not, the following was determined:
-Veritas was probably trying to make contact with the Dreamtime at Uluru and would not want Uluru desecrated, which Inty wouldn’t do knowingly - source: Major Bludd
-You need to fill out paperwork to enter a country with a large amount of Cybertronians and Humans. While for non-relatives, there is more paperwork and a longer wait, for a Spouse looking for their missing partner,, there is an Emergency form for border crossing and it’s available online and the RAAF gave the link - Source: RAAF
-News Report made on Tuesday March 7 2023 (then 10/38 on the boards and public knowledge because by the Associated Press) of the event which took place near Uluru/Ayer’s Rock is, as the RAAF said Mate, there's video footage of that fight all over the place. - Source RAAF
-Soundwave and those he listed on the form were allowed to RAAF: You're cleared to land at (someplace nearby) But to remain on the marked off tarmac till we get the paperwork sorted. There's a hanger for shelter as.. we.. don't have an intergalactic space portal. Watch out for the 'roos.
-As he was listening to everyone trying to work things out, Inty has a flashback that explains his hatred of Nuclear Weapons is actually straight up, pants destroying horror because he’s been in “Satan’s Bunker” deep beneath the Kremlin with a shadowy figure that tells him not only does Russia have more Nukes than the Americans know, Russia also has much worse available ready to launch. Then the figure laughs maniacally and he hears it from everywhere and realizes there’s multiple shadowy figures. (NOTE FOR STAFF/ADMIN: This could really exist, or it could hint that Inty didn’t really blow all the KGB and other detrimental programming out of his head when he was the first member of Ascension Wing to try what the Wing now calls “The Final Initiation”. He barely survived and explains why he “disappeared” during the America Burning TP. I think the last log on his page was 2018 and then there might be a few more, but RL was eating me at the time and I started getting real sick towards the middle of 2019, then had the full hysterectomy Friday March 13 2020 because cancer was the cause of the sickness. There’s no signs now, it’s being monitored though. I was recovering and dealing with the other thing we all were til I stuck my head back in late November of 2022.)
SABELS TO-DO NOTE: find log on computers or X-HD and see what the +radio was Inty sent and add to log
