TP Name: Dreadnok Deathrace TP
Primary Location: USA
Year: With luck, 2017
Zartan initiates a no-holds-barred coast-to-coast race, with extra points scored for civilians run over, cars run off the road, things blown up, etc. The entire TP, start to finish, should last a week at most (maybe Monday to Monday).
Day 2, etc: Midwest. Different sets of Dreadnoks, same deal. Basically, the rest of the week is Dreadnok whack-a-mole. “We have Burn-Out and Buzzer in Newark!” “Now we’re getting reports of Gnawgahyde and Monkeywrench in Cleveland!” “We got them, but now Ripper and Road Pig have been spotted outside Davenport!”
Finale: Final showdown, West Coast. The remaining Dreadnoks, Zartan family, and maybe the Thunder Machine vs. a tired, annoyed group of G.I. Joes. Who will finish the race? What were the stakes? Stay tuned...
(Sadly, this idea's been floating around since 2009...)